Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky Tongues are giving me Nightmares. Realistic, Hand Sculpted, Hand Painted Tongues that will Slather your Ears up Good! Wanna Lick?
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Freaky Realistic Tongue Post Earrings
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Michael Jackson Charm
This will get you Singing and Dancing… “People always told me be Careful of what you do, And don’t go around Breaking Young Girls’ Hearts, And Mother always told me be Careful of who you Love, And be Careful…
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Albert Einstein Relativity Watch
It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…
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Undead Eyeball Ring
HA! I See Dead Eye-Ball Rings! WOW! Look at this Creepy Undead Eyeball Ring… It’s Crazy Cool. Looking like it was Ripped straight from a Zombie Head, this Ring really makes my Heart THUMP!
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Butterfly Skull Ring
It’s Cute. It’s Spooky. It’s Perfect for Halloween… A Very Unique Skull Ring with Elegant Butterfly Wings. How CREEPY! With Sparkling AAA+ Cubic Zirconia Stones, of Black and Red, Inlaid onto a Two-Tone Band that’s High Polished and Gothic…
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Creepy Crawly Spider Earrings
EGADS! SPIDERS! YUCK! Want to Freak some people out? Purchase these Slick Black Spiders and stick them in your Ears. It’ll make em Scream and Run. For they look so Realistic, so Creepy, so Crawly, you can almost feel…
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Panda Earplugs
Did you know that Pandas eat Bamboo, Grass, an occasional Small Rodent and EARS? It’s True. You see them Munching on Ears all the time. Especially with these Cool Earplugs that look like a Cute Panda’s Face!
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