Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained, Cruelty-Free, from a Turtle who Saw Better Days as a Hero in a Half-Shell. Poor Thing. Makes a Great Gift Tho! Chop Chop!
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Genuine Turtle Feet Cufflinks
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Firefighter’s Paracord Bracelet
Paracord, or Parachute Cord, is an Extremely Durable Rope that can Help anybody out of a Pinch. And there’s no Better Place to Wear this Lifesaver, than on your Wrist. Paracord Bracelets are Popular, and this one, reading “Firefighters…
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Balloon Dog Cufflinks
These Cufflinks are ADORABLE! Blue Balloon Doggie Cufflinks that will get plenty of “Ooohs” and “Ahhhhs” No Doubt! Made out of Rhodium Plated Brass and Blue as the Sky, these Dogs will have everyone Barking! :)
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Bloody Christine License Plate Brooch
Did you know that Stephen King’s Christine was Written back in 1983? It’s a Classic in Horror and everyone knows her; A Dilapidated Red and White 1958 Plymouth Fury Named “Christine” (Sold for $250). Christine, Possessed by a Vengeful…
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Pink Metallic Candy Nipple Shield
“Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”
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I Heart Dingleberries Earrings
“Oh, I LOVE your Earrings, they’re so CUTE… What do they say?” I Heart Dingleberries? WHAAAAAA??? Now that’s COOL! That’s FUNNY! That’s a Dingleberry Dangling from each of your Ear Lobes! Ya know?
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Genuine Meteorite Necklace
WOW! How AWESOME is this! This Very Cool Pendant is actually a REAL GENUINE METEORITE! It’s True! It’s over 4,000 Years Old! It’s a Piece of Galactic History and it can be yours Today! :)
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