A Most Magical Device...
This 20-Sided Cool Die rests in a Removable Wire Cage on a Black Cord that goes around your Neck. The Necklace measures 18" long and the Cord is Adjustable to make it Shorter if needed (It closes with a slip knot). Die Colors are assorted... They will choose a Color for you! So Roll the Die and Cast your FATE!
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Ray Of Sunshine Cufflinks
I am Sarcastic all the way. I can’t Help it. I just am. And so Cufflinks like these are right up my alley. Funny Sarcastic Quote Cufflinks that Feature a Bright Blue Scrabble Tile Background, with a Not So…
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Appendix Necklace
The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…
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Creepy Eyeball Jar Necklace
One eyeball, and two eyeball, and CRUNCH! YUM! What’s better than seeing an eyeball in a jar? How about 20 of them? And with this sick and twisted necklace, it’s sure to attract all the eyes, for sure. It’s…
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Tribal Spider Nipple Shield
I LOVE Waking up in the Middle of the Night to find Spiders on my Chest… Such FUN! And for those that wear this Shield, Squeamish BEWARE! It’s a Fright Sight you may NEVER FORGET! “SPIDER!!!!!”
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Donald Tramp Ring
“I don’t wear a Rug, it’s mine!” Love him or hate him, he’s Trump and he makes one Hilarious Big Head Ring. It’s a “Donald Tramp” Ring that Features Trump in all his Glory; Narrow Eyes, Comb-Over, Puckered Lips……
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Paracord Survival Bracelet
Paracord is a Lightweight Nylon Rope originally used in Parachute Cord. Paracord can Support your Weight and Save your Life! Now you can carry this Utility Cord with you in Bracelet Form, so in a Pinch, it’s right there…












