Timekey Artifact Replica Ancient Roman Key Ring
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Hamburger Tie Tack
Um, you gotta little Burger on your Tie… Well, I say “Why the Hell not?” Because with this Burger Tie Tack, there’s only one thing that People will think of: LUNCH! Burgers and Fries… YUMMMM! Sadly, this Burger is…
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…
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Authorized Vehicles Only Belly Ring
LOL! What a Great Road Sign for your Belly Button… It’s the “Authorized Vehicles Only” Road Sign that Dangles from your Navel and looks Super Hot and Super Awesome! You’ll not only get lots of Stares with this FUN…
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Whore Ring
Wear it Proud! Handmade with Aluminum, this ring comes in sizes 6-10, and it is also adjustable to fit on any of your fingers. Hand stamped “whore”, it says a lot about you! Makes a good GAG Gift!
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Automatons Eye Ring
What a Crazy Creepy Gothic Ring! Featuring a Steampunk Style Mechanical Apparatus, with a Swivel Hood that Hinges up and Displays a Glass EYEBALL! Cool Cool Stuff! Wear this, and SEE ALL!
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Peppermint Candy Ear Plug
LICK LICK LICK! That’s me with Peppermint. I LOVE IT! Did you know that long before Round Mints, Candy Canes, Fudge, Ice Cream and Gum, Peppermint Flavoring was used in Medicine? That’s enough to Cure anyone! And am I…












