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Corny Earrings
Resin simulation food earrings that look like corn on the cob. Yellow, buttery, cut in sections, It even has a stalk… How quaint. Buy some ears today! So then, why were the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy…
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Make Me Vomit Pendant
You know that one Girl, who always Vomits because someone else did? Yeah… She needs this Necklace! Because it is soooo TRUE! It’s either the Food, the Booze, or your FACE… Look out, she’s gonna Blow…
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Superhero Wrist Watch
“BOOM!” “BLAM!” “POW!” “CLANK!” “KRAK!” “ZAP!” That’s the Superhero that I’m talking about… The Retro Comic-Book Superheroes with the Exclamation Punches and Fights! Cool Cool Stuff! “WHAM!” It makes the NERD in me Melt! :)
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Optical Illusion Pendant
An Optical Illusion is an Experience of Seeming to See Something that Does Not Exist or that is Other than it Appears… And the only thing Appearing here… Is my VOMIT! Because this is making my WORLD SPIN!!!
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Mood Belly Ring
This is a very Cool, very Clever piece of Jewelry! It’s a Belly Navel Ring that not only GLOWS in the Dark, BUT… It’s actually Color Changing Mood Jewelry as well. What Color will yours be?
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Black Skull Wrist Watch
What a Crazy, Cool, Limited Edition Watch. WOW! This Watch is an Interpretation of the 17th Century Skull Watch of Mary Queen of Scots, the Mexican Celebration of Dia de Los Muertos, with a Beautifully Decorated Skeleton Movement. Hand-Made…












