Arachnida Spider Watch
This Watch would Terrify most People... There's so many of us who HATE Spiders and Creepy Crawling things. Especially those that lay Eggs in your Ear. EWW! Arachnids are Joint-Legged Invertebrate Animals, Arthropods, with Eight Legs, and they make for one AWESOME Looking Watch! Featuring a Three-Hand Quartz Movement and Genuine Leather Strap, this Watch’s Classic Look is Great for Formal or Fun Occasions... Like Spider Squashing. Eh? :)
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Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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Donut Tie Clip
“D’OH!” No… Donut! YUM! It’s the Greatest Tie Bar Clip since Fried Bread. Right? A Tie Bar, Silver-Tone, with a Strong Two Inch Spring Clip that Secures your Tie with a Touch of Class… And Sugar! For at the…
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Mood Changing Color Bracelet
Purple? Happy. Red? Frightened. Blue? Relaxed… It’s a Mood Changing Bracelet that Reflects the Mood you’re in with Color Changing Beads. Fun Beads that Change depending on the Body Temperature of your Skin. Slap it on your Arm and…
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Gold Toilet Pendant
Ah, the Man’s Throne! The Place where we spend most of our time… And now, BEHOLD… The Gold Throne! The Toilet of all Toilets… The Cream of the Poo… Not only is this Pendant Shiny and FUN, but the…
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Slug Bug Beetle Cufflinks
Did you know that “Slug Bug” actually came from a Marketing Campaign run by Volkswagen called “Punch Dub”; A game of seeing VWs and punching their friends. Well, I still have friends that do that. (Crazy as it sounds…)…
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Coffee Bean Ring
I Love me some Java… I NEED me some Java… And with this Ring, my Coffee Beans will be with me Forever! It’s a Very Cool, Stylish Clear Resin Ring that Features Real Coffee Beans that will stand out…