Bacon And Eggs Skull Belly Button Navel Ring
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Sushi Necklace
You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…
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Bloody Scissor Necklace
WOAH! Slow Down with the Scissors! I think you hit my Artery 12 Stabs ago… HA! These Antique Silver Looking Scissors are BLOODY GOOD FUN! Looking like you just Poked an Eye out, these Scissors will make everyone RUN…
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Romero Britto Art Blue Watch
WOW! This is a Work of Art! What a Really COOL Watch featuring the Art of Romero Britto! Simply Incredible! Plus… Prepare Yourself… It’s ALSO a Binary Watch! *GULP! So Interesting, Colorful AND Geeky!
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Dog Eating Poop Necklace
Oh this Pendant is Way too Funny… And Cute. And Stinky! It’s a Fun Loving Doggie Eyeing a Big Pile of Poo… It’s gonna Eat it, you know. Fresh, Hot, Steaming Load… And it makes the Most Fun and…
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Chocolate Chip Cookies Ring
You know what’s Better than a Tray of Chocolate Chip Cookies? NOTHING! I LOVE Chocolate Chips… Fresh and Hot outta the Oven… TO DIE FOR! And so this Tray of Crunchy Cookies is right up my Alley. It’s a…
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Orange Slice Nipple Rings
“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…












