Bloody Eyeball Ring
“Why don’t Blind People Skydive?” “It Scares the Dog!” Oh man, that Joke was so Cornea… Eye-m sorry! :) But I’m not sorry for this Ring, because it’s Eye-resistible! A Bloody Mutated Eyeball Ring that’s Eye-Popping GOOD! Creepy, Blue, and Scary too… Handmade Eye can be any Color you wish as well: Blue, Brown, Teal, Navy… It’s all Cool. Adjustable Ring, fits any FINGER! “POKE!” Eye couldn’t resist…
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Bloody Mutated Eyeball Ring
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Arachnid Watch
This Watch makes me Itch just looking at it. I can Feel Bugs on me… It’s the Heebie Jeebies! YIKES! This Watch knows the Exact TIME… TIME to Stomp and Squish all those Spiders with your Bare Feet, right?…
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Cell Membrane Ring
“What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?” “Mitosis!” Oh that makes my Brain hurt… But much like this Ring, it’s Rich in other ways. Featuring a Cell Membrane Ring, wrapping a…
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Goomba Drop Earrings
Goombas are one of the Major Species of the Super Mario Series and are among Mario, Luigi, Yellow Toad and Blue Toad’s most Persistent Foes. And NOW, they actually make for some very Fun, Adorable, and Colorful Earrings! The…
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I Love Thrift Stores Ring
“I’m gonna Pop some Tags, Only got Twenty Dollars in my Pocket, I – I – I’m Hunting, looking for a Come-up, This is F**king Awesome!” LMAO! Macklemore said it BEST! And this I Love Thrift Stores Ring is…
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I Heart Rosie Palm Pendant
LOL That Rosie Palmer, she Tickles my Funny Bone… er, Bone… eh… Well, we all know who Rosie Palm is, you know, the Lady you’ll be Spending a Quiet Evening with Tonight… Yeah! Rosie Palm and her Five Sisters……
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Vampire Stake Earrings
AWESOME! I have never seen earrings like this, and I FREAKING LOVE THEM! How cool… Especially for a Horror Buff. They’re Vampire Killing Stake Earrings, that look like Real Wood (made out of Polymer Clay), and Etched with a…
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