A Christmas Story Famous Leg Lamp Earrings
Ahhh, A Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a Compass in the Stock "You'll Shoot your Eye Out!" And what about Randy's Whine "I Can’t Put My Arms Down!", or when Flick’s Tongue Sticks to the Flagpole, or Ralphies Visit to Santa and the BOOT to the FACE! HA! I could go on and on... and have. But you will too with these Christmas Story Famous Leg Lamp Earrings. EVERYONE will be Talking about them. Made out of Durable Plastic and Silver Fishhook Ear Wires, these are one Set of Earrings that will keep you Laughing all year long. :)
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Shining Hotel Carpet Bracelet
The Shining is one of my Favorite Books by Stephen King. It kept me up long Nights when I was a kid. The Labyrinth… The Bathroom… REDRUM… YIKES! And now, this Very Different Bracelet featuring Images of the Red…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Pepsi Nipple Ring
Pepsi is a Carbonated Soft Drink that is Produced and Manufactured by PepsiCo. Created and Developed in 1893 and Introduced as “Brad’s Drink”, it was Renamed as Pepsi-Cola in 1898, then to Pepsi in 1961 (because of the Digestive…
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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Dot Matrix Rave Watch
With it’s 80 Animated Dot Matrix Led Lights this Cyberpunk Rave Watch will turn Heads. Such a Great looking Watch, resembling a Wide Black Cuff Bracelet, but it’s a very Techy Watch instead! AWESOME!











