Clear Cremation Urn Pendant
What can you do with Granny’s Ashes? Lots of things: Scatter Her, Bury Her, Drop Her from a Plane, Plant Her with a Tree, Put Her in a Helium Balloon, Stuff Her in a Teddy Bear, Dump Her in your Wine… Or Wear Her Around your Neck so Everyone can See! :)
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"I SEE DEAD THINGS!"
In all Seriousness, these See-Through Clear Crystal Cylinder Pendants are Pretty Cool. You can Keep your Loved One's Ashes in them and have them Close to your Heart... ALWAYS! This is One Necklace you will Cherish, "Mourning", Noon, and Night. Put Her Dust in this Urn and Remember Her Forever.. Until the Dog Eats it! :)
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Atom Necklace
May the Electrostatic Forces be with you! Mastering the Atomic and Subatomic Field of Quantum Mechanics is an Awesome End Goal, but to Start, you Start with this Bohr-Model Atom Necklace around your Neck… Because a Few Negative Charges…
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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Dog Eating Poop Necklace
Oh this Pendant is Way too Funny… And Cute. And Stinky! It’s a Fun Loving Doggie Eyeing a Big Pile of Poo… It’s gonna Eat it, you know. Fresh, Hot, Steaming Load… And it makes the Most Fun and…
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Taxidermy Mouse Paw Necklace
“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling…
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Silver Bullet Industrial Earring
You know what would look Good Poking through your Ear Cartilage Piercings? BULLETS! No Doubt! And this Silver Bullet Helix Industrial Earring is Slick and Cool. This Barbel Piercing is 14 Gauge, 1 1/4″ Long, .925 Sterling Silver Bullet,…
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Gold Plated Poo Emoji Earrings
These Earrings are the S**T! They’ll Definitely add a little Pizzazz and Elegance to your life. For they’re Poo Earrings, the Turd Emoji, with Fun Loving Smiles, Cute Eyes, and that little Darling Swirl at the top (Just like…
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