Cleaver Brooch
A Bloody Bling Cleaver Brooch… Just what the Holidays ordered! Pin this Bad Puppy on your Sweater and Enjoy all the Glares you get from Passersby. It may bring a Smile to your Face! Muah ahaha ah aha ah hah!
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"Ward, I'm Very Worried about the Cleaver!"
Made of some Metal Alloy that's not stamped, it's safe to say that with this Brooch, it really doesn't matter. It's a Blinging Cleaver full of White and Red Crystals that very much resemble BLOOD! Is it time to CHOP up the Turkey... or do you have something else in mind, my Dear? ;)
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Kiwi Bird Necklace
LMAO! This Bird makes me Smile! Just look at it… Goofy Eyes, Crazy Feathers, and those Moveable Legs… What a Laugh getter. A Handmade Kiwi Bird (Which is a Flightless Bird Native to New Zealand, approximately the Size of…
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Blue Level Tie Clip Bar
This is what Fred needs after too many Beers during Lunch… A Level that tells him when to Quit. If the Bubble is all the way to the Left or Right, call Fred a Cab. This Cool Blue Level…
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Sloth Necklace
Oh the Sloth… How did this Trend Start again? Someone made a Funny Meme of a Furry Sloth, put a Creepy Pick-Up-Line on it, and it took off. Now the Sloth is EVERYWHERE… Including your Neck with this Fun…
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Cinnamon Bun Earrings
Cinnamon Rolls… YUM! Well, not so much… When I used to Work in the Mall, there was a Cinnabon directly across from our Store. Every Day, I would go over and grab a Hot, Fresh Cinnamon Roll. I LOVED…
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Backwards Watch
While this Cool Watch can’t take you back in Time, it does Create the Illusion that Time is running Backwards. The Numbers are arranged Counterclockwise, and the Hands move Counterclockwise as well. If that doesn’t mess you up, nothing…
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Steel Skull With Star Ear Plug
What KICK ASS Ear Plugs… These are Carved Skulls that look so Tribal and Cool… Skulls Cut out of Steel with Stars on their Heads. AWESOME! Clean, Creepy, Smooth, and Durable. What more could you ask for? You get…
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