Cocktail Glass Cute Martini Drink Belly Button Navel Ring
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Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My…
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Bleu Cheese Earrings
HA! You know the Salad was GOOD when you have Bleu Cheese Crumbles on your FACE! :) And with these All-Too-Funny Food Earrings, you WILL! These are Bleu Cheese Earrings that look like Pieces of Crumbled Bleu (why isn’t…
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Cinder Block Cufflinks
Cinder Blocks… Concrete Masonry Units, Standard Size Rectangular Blocks, used in Building Construction and Cufflinks. Eh? Like these Very Cool and Masculine Cinder Block (Called Breeze Blocks in the UK) Cufflinks. Fun Cufflinks that are Ideal for the House…
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Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
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Fortune Telling Pendant
Crazy Cool Necklace for the Fortune Teller or the Person that Knows ALL! Featuring Divination Charms like Scrying, Cartomancy, Tasseography, Palmistry, and Astragalomancy, this Necklace Sees Everything! :)
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…