“All the Better to See you with, my Dear!” HA! This Ring is out there. And that’s why I LOVE it! It’s a One-Of-A-Kind Piece, that will certainly be a Conversation Starter. Turn the Face and SMILE!

Hang on a sec… Let me hit this! These Earrings are Cool and Colorful, if you like the Color Green… And we all know you do! :) Made of Sterling Silver, these CZ Studs SMOKE!

“What happened when the Pig Pen Broke?” “He had to use a Pencil!” :) “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “Where do Pigs get together?” “The Meet Market!” Okay, Okay, enough Pig Jokes……

Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…

Care for some Hors D’Oeuvres? Finger Food? They’ll go great with these Darling Dangling Earrings… You can almost hear the Stomachs Turn! :) Awesome Detail… LOOK AT THOSE NAILS! Cool Stuff!

“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”