The Shining Come Play With Us Danny Ear Plugs
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Geistalon Pendant Necklace
SICK! You can’t get much Cooler than this… Unless you wore Sunglasses! Because this Manly Pendant is a Bad Ass Unicorn, Geistalon (pronounced guy-sta-lon) Style, Straight from the Scrolls of Carrhae. This Dark Unicorn is an Armored Cataphract Unicorn…
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YOLO Belly Ring
You Only Live Once… Unless you’re Mario or Evel Knievel. But at least you can give the impression of living your life to the MAX with this Hip YOLO Belly Ring!
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Telescope Pendant
This most Awesome Pocket Sized Scope is made of Brass and has a Pendant Ring to go on a Necklace. This is a REAL Working Telescope that’s so COOL you’ll wish it came with a Pirate Ship! Arrrrgh!
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Vampire Fangs Fake Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR Belly? Oh… It’s a Belly Ring that’s Bloody GOOD Bling! A Red Lipped Vampire Mouth, with Gleaming White Teeth… Just Lovely! All Dangling from a FAKE Piercing that you can clip on your Belly,…
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Runny Nose Brooch
Ha! And you thought the Queen Picking Her Nose was bad… This takes the Cake! It’s a Brooch Pin that looks just like a Nose… With SNOT Hanging from it! WAT???? LMAO! It’s the Runny Nose Brooch that’s made…
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Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these…












