"Gee, I Thought I Chewed That Corn!"
"I'm having such a Shitty Day!" And these Earrings are just the thing to get me Laughing! Seriously! You can't Wear these and not Crack up at People's Comments! WHY??? Because you CAN, that's WHY! Made out of Polymer Clay, Jump Rings, and Ear Wire Hooks, these Earrings are a Great Conversation Starter! They may even make you FLUSH! :P
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…
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Cute Poop Watch
Here’s something that you don’t hear very often “Well, that’s a Cute Pile of Poop!” Right? I’d be Surprised if you did… But now you can with this Adorable, although Rank Poop Watch! It’s a Brown Piece of Crap…
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Broken Skull Necklace
BEAUTIFUL! I’ve seen a TON of skull pendants, literally everything you can imagine. But I’ve never seen half a one. A creepy skull, broken in half, dangling from a cable link chain. Just lovely. Cast in either silver alloy,…
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Sherlock 221B Key Pendant
Sherlock Holmes, the Fictional Private Detective created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, is not only Proficient with his Cunning Observations, but also the fact that he lives at 221B Baker Street, in London (which is actually 239 Baker Street)….
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Fight Club Ring
Get your FREAK on! Really! Put this little bity FIST on your Finger and Box away! With this Ring on, EVERYTHING looks like a Punching Bag! Take that Cat…!
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Zombie Cat Belly Ring
“My Cat was having trouble Watching the Movie “Milo and Otis”… Turns out she just had the Blu-Ray on Paws!” “Did you Hear about the Cat who Swallowed a Ball of Wool? She had Mittens!” “What did the Mouse…