"Gee, I Thought I Chewed That Corn!"
"I'm having such a Shitty Day!" And these Earrings are just the thing to get me Laughing! Seriously! You can't Wear these and not Crack up at People's Comments! WHY??? Because you CAN, that's WHY! Made out of Polymer Clay, Jump Rings, and Ear Wire Hooks, these Earrings are a Great Conversation Starter! They may even make you FLUSH! :P
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Abominable Snowman Earrings
Abominable? How about ADORABLE! For these Fun Christmas Earrings are Ideal for your Frosty Earlobes. Abominable Snowman Earrings that are the Scary Face of the Abominable Snow-Creature (also known as: Yeti, Yowie, Sasquatch, and Enigma)… Handmade of Plastic with…
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Labyrinth Ring
I LOVE the Look of this Ring. It’s a Cool Labyrinth Ring with Open Slots that Hold 2 Gems. And what’s really COOL is the Fact that you can CHOOSE what Gems you Want (Hence the + on Price)….
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Blue Evil Eye Swarovski Crystal Pendant
Creepy Cool. This is one of the Best looking Evil Eyes I’ve seen… Usually Evil Eyes are, well, EVIL. Ugly, Scary, Frightening… But not this one. A Beautiful Blue Realistic Eyeball, Surrounded by tons and tons of Swarovski Crystals….
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Master of Disguise Necklace
LOL You So Funny! Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! With these Funny Face Glasses, Big Nose and Mustache, YOU WILL BE! Which reminds me of this Joke: “Why do Gorillas have Big Noses?” “Because they have Big Fingers!” HA! Everyone in…
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Evil Eye Voodoo Flesh Necklace
GNARLY! WOW! My Eyes HURT just Looking at this! OMG! It’s an Evil Eye Fleshy Zombie Pendant that’s just Beyond WORDS! It looks so Real. So Gory. So Gross. So Bad Ass! I LOVE IT! Damn! This Necklace is…












