"Gee, I Thought I Chewed That Corn!"
"I'm having such a Shitty Day!" And these Earrings are just the thing to get me Laughing! Seriously! You can't Wear these and not Crack up at People's Comments! WHY??? Because you CAN, that's WHY! Made out of Polymer Clay, Jump Rings, and Ear Wire Hooks, these Earrings are a Great Conversation Starter! They may even make you FLUSH! :P
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Fortune Cookie …In Bed Brooch
This is the Fortune I need… I always get Silly ones that say “You Will Meet a New Friend” or “Lucky Numbers are: 10, 11, 66″… What I really need is a Real Prediction, like this Fun Fortune Cookie…
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Creepy Richard Ramirez Pin
It’s Richard Ramirez, and creepy as ever. Ricardo Leyva Muñoz Ramírez, known as Richard Ramirez, was an American serial killer, serial rapist, and burglar. His highly publicized home invasion crime spree terrorized the residents of the greater Los Angeles…
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Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put…
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Breaking Bad Charm Bracelet
Mild-Mannered High School Chemistry Teacher Walter White thinks his Life can’t get much Worse. His Salary Barely Makes Ends Meet, a Situation not likely to improve once his Pregnant Wife gives Birth… Hence Breaking Bad Begins! And now that…
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Predator Mask Ear Plugs
SICK! Predator is a Movie that came out wayyyy back in 1987 (can you believe it?) And even today, it’s such a Popular Alien… Those Eyes, that Mask, the Fangs, the Mouth… It’s Nightmares for sure. And now, you…
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Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky…












