Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow Udders… You’ll be the Laughing Stock…! :)
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"All bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"How do you make a Milkshake?" "Give a Cow a Pogo Stick!" This Cute Cow Belly Navel Ring is made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Steel, and is 3/8" Long. Plus, it has a Clear Gem that will make your Cattle BLING! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Black Skull Wrist Watch
What a Crazy, Cool, Limited Edition Watch. WOW! This Watch is an Interpretation of the 17th Century Skull Watch of Mary Queen of Scots, the Mexican Celebration of Dia de Los Muertos, with a Beautifully Decorated Skeleton Movement. Hand-Made…
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Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not…
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Designer Star Wars Watch
Designer Quality Wrist Watches for all Fans of the Star Wars Universe. Choose from: R2D2, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Boba Fett, or a Stormtrooper. Or, Collect them all! :)
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Michael Myers Wood Ear Plugs
OMGGGGGG! I think I’m gonna Drill Holes in my Ears just so I can Stick Michael Myers through… These Plugs are so Bad Ass and Awesome! WOW! Handmade Ear Plugs, made out of Canarywood, finished by hand, bathed in…
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Wonder Woman Ring
“If you break your vow, no magic in the universe will save you from me!” The Truth does hurt now doesn’t it? If you LOVE Wonder Woman, you’ll LOVE this Wonder Woman Crown Ring! It really Kicks some Butt!
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Skull Rose Diamond Ring
WOW, what a Ring… A Kick Ass Skull Ring that’s Ideal for the Spooky Season and Halloween… Or really, any Day of the Dead. Featuring a Highly Detailed Skull with Diamond-Like Gemstones that Bling in the Night. Laying Delicately…
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