Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow Udders… You’ll be the Laughing Stock…! :)
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"All bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"How do you make a Milkshake?" "Give a Cow a Pogo Stick!" This Cute Cow Belly Navel Ring is made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Steel, and is 3/8" Long. Plus, it has a Clear Gem that will make your Cattle BLING! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Fancy Pale Man Necklace
If you ever Watched the Movie “Pan’s Labyrinth”, then you know who the Pale Man is… He’s a Grotesque Monster with an Appetite for Children. If you Wake him, he Picks up his Eyeballs and Places them into the…
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Smores Necklaces
This is the BEST 3 Best Friends Necklace on the market! Handmade and Hand-Painted, these lovely Pendants are such a TREAT! Their Smiley Faces say it all “EAT ME!” HA! Wear these all day, and SMILE very SWEETLY! ;)
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Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th Mask Necklace
“Voorhees a Jolly Good Fellow…” It’s Friday the 13th… HORROR NIGHT at Camp Crystal Lake… And there’s a Hockey Mask and a Machete. What do you do? RUN FOOL RUN!!!!!! And what’s more FUN? This Jason Voorhees Necklace. Featuring…
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Cuddle Kitty Charm
Okay, I Laughed when I saw this. That Cat is TOO FUNNY! It’s a Big Cat (Large enough to fill a Chair) Curled up and looking quite Scared. It needs a Cuddling BAD! Made out of .925 Sterling Silver,…
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Unicorn Poop Ring
Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!
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Silly Monster Eyeball Ring
LMAO! I Remember those… It’s the Silly Big-Eyed Monster Ring that was HUGE in the 90’s. Just looking at those Eyes makes me Laugh. Plus, they are Vintage Eye-Balls… And you can get them in Red, Blue, Yellow, or…
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