Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA! Cucumbers are Better than Carrots, right? So why not show your Love of the Green Bumpy Veggies by Dangling them from your Ear Lobes! Now, you’re Cool as a Cucumber! :)
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Hand Painted Pewter Cucumber Dangle Earrings
Oh the things Women do with Cucumbers... Who would have thought they'd go in your Ears? And these Hand Painted Pewter Earrings are just the thing you need to get the Comments Coming and Laughs Rolling. You CAN'T NOT Smile when you have Vegetables on the side of your Face. Really! Hanging from Sterling Silver Ear Wires, these Green Dangles of Fun will Crack everyone up! Now, where's the DIP? :)
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Blue Dagger Earrings
Very Cool Light Blue Dagger Earrings that not only Dangle, but the Blue Knives are Transparent! Very Neat Unique Acrylic Lucite Earrings (for Pierced Ears) that are approximate 2.25 inches long.
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Crystal Pave TuRnUp Pendant
(NO, that doesn’t say TRUMP, that’s what I thought at first, too) It says TURNUP… (That’s NOT turnip… a root vegetable commonly grown in temperate climates worldwide for its white, bulbous taproot), NO! It says (hashtag) TURN UP, meaning…
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Zombie Hands Necklace
“Help, I’m caught in my Necklace and it’s strangling me!” Err, NO, that’s just your Zombie Hands Jewelry Dear! Trust me, you put this on… You WILL get noticed!
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Vixen Comic Strip Bracelet
Born in the 1940’s, their Wonderful Graphics and Wit launched Pulp Fiction and Romance Novels. Each Full Color Image is Encircled by a Rim of Aurora Crystal, set under an Acrylic Dome. It certainly is VIXEN! :)
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Mouth Biting Nipple Shield
“OH NOT THE TEETH, NOT THE TEETH!!!” Okay… You can use the Teeth! HA! If the Teeth are like this Cool, Crazy Mouth-Teeth Nipple Shield. The Mouth’s Wide Open and the Teeth are Ready to Snap… Weird, Creepy, and…
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Captain America Necklace
Wear your Love of Captain America wherever you go! Captain America’s Shield (Not made from Vibranium – Sorry!) makes a Great looking Necklace with Red and Blue and a Big Silvery Star. SWEET!
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