Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Monster Dog Bangle
You know that look your Dog gives you when he Farts really Bad? Yeah… That look! That’s what this Funny Bangle Bracelet reminds me of. Dog Farts! HA! One EYE Popped Open, the Other Eye just a Slit… The…
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Dragon Wing Earrings
Beautiful! They’re 2″ Dragon Wings that are Handmade and Stunning! Featuring Two Wings with Rainbow Iridescent Colors… Different, Dynamic, and Ideal for any Dragon Lover (Plus, they make Matching Dragon Pendants as well). Lightweight Acetate Layers, not only Iridescent,…
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Thor Ragnarok Cufflink Set
“THORRRRRRR!” It’s a Geeky Cool Gift Set that’s OUT OF THIS WORLD! Featuring a Thor Ragnarok Money Clip, Tie Bar, and a Cufflink Set that’s Officially-Licensed Marvel Comics Merchandise, and a ThinkGeek Exclusive! Talk about Iconic Props from the…
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Happy Gray Easter Bunny Belly Ring
Well isn’t this appropriate? It’s an Easter Bunny that’s going exactly where all the Easter Candy is going: My Belly! A Happy Gray Easter Bunny Rabbit with Cute White Cheeks and a Big Floppy Ear. All set on a…
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Cat Pancake Ring
“Let Them Eat Pancake!” Right? Especially when it’s a Cat Shaped Pancake covered with Butter. YUMMMMM! A Darling Cat Pancake that’s actually a Ring. Looking like a Miniature Pancake, with Cat Ears and a Dollop of Butter, this Pancat…
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King and Queen Titanium Ring Set
What a Great Set of Wedding Rings… A King and Queen Titanium Ring Set in Black. A Matching His and Hers Band, that’s cast in Solid Titanium. They’re Classy, Simple, Smooth, and Engraved with the Crowns of Royalty. Coming…
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