Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Circle Design Wood Plug
This Wood Plug is Sheer Beauty! Just Look at all the Different Textures and Wood Grain of the Awesome Circle Design Ear Plug. Made from Organic Woods, this Plug will ROCK your Ears! Very Stylish, Rich, Smooth, and Sleek!
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Monster Eyes Tie Tack
“What is a Monster’s Favorite Snack Food?” “Ghoul Scout Cookies!” “How do you keep a Monster from Biting his Nails?” “Replace them with Screws!” :) Okay, okay… I can see your Eyes Rolling… Oh wait, that’s your Tie Tack!…
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Dripping Red Fangs Nipple Shields
At Halloween Time, everything’s Dripping Blood… Even your Nipples! For these Creepy Viscous Nipple Ring Shields are Vampire Fangs… And they’re Dripping Red Blood. Okay, not real Blood, but Enamel. Still… Scary Good Fun for your Chest, right? 14…
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Justin Bieber Guitar Pick Pendant
What’s a Justin Bieber Song that I know…? “Rule the World”, oh wait, that was the Selena Gomez Break Up Song! My Bad! There’s so many Songs, it’s too Hard to Pick… Unless you have this Guitar Pick Pendant!…
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Green Dragon Egg Pendant
Like most Reptiles, Dragons lay Clutches of Eggs. Dragon Eggs are as Heavy as Stone, so they need to be Carried with Two Hands. The Outer Shell is Covered in Scales, with vastly Different Color Patterns between the Eggs,…
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Cicada Ring
Cicadas are in the Superfamily Cicadoidea. Their Eyes are Prominent, their Wings LARGE, their NOISE is FRIGHTENING!!! So who wouldn’t want to wear one on their finger? Right?
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