Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Frank Underwood Cufflinks
LMAO! These F U Cufflinks are Hilarious! Oh, I’m sorry, that’s Frank Underwood, isn’t it? Or do they mean First Union? Follow-Up? File Upload? Florida University? They could mean whatever you want… But I’m sure they’ll be Appreciated, to…
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ABC Alphabet Bracelet
“A, B, C, It’s Easy as, 1, 2, 3, as Simple as, Do, Re, Mi, A, B, C, 1, 2, 3, Baby, You and Me Girl!” See… Got ya Singing now didn’t I? Well, with this ABC Alphabet Letter…
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Nosferatu Vampire Necklace
LOL This Necklace makes me Laugh. Just look at this Funny Ass Vampire… Nosferatu no doubt! He’s got Big Orange Beady Eyes and a Look on his Face like he’s Bitten off more than he can Chew! Great Comic…
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Jack-O-Lantern Plugs
Awwwwww… Your Ears can be ready for Halloween this year, with Jack-O-Lantern Ear Plugs! Fun Pumpkin Smiling Plugs, Handmade out of Acrylic Resin, Silicone, Epoxy Glue and Surgical Steel Tunnels, these Plugs are Festive, Orange, Happy, and ready to…
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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Onion Earrings
“Girl, your Ears bring a Tear to my Eye!” (No Comments about your Face!) And with these Cute and Foodie Fun Earrings, you may just Hear that a lot! Looking like Real Onions, only a wee bit Smaller, these…
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