Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Fortune Cookie …In Bed Brooch
This is the Fortune I need… I always get Silly ones that say “You Will Meet a New Friend” or “Lucky Numbers are: 10, 11, 66″… What I really need is a Real Prediction, like this Fun Fortune Cookie…
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Green Dragon Egg Pendant
Like most Reptiles, Dragons lay Clutches of Eggs. Dragon Eggs are as Heavy as Stone, so they need to be Carried with Two Hands. The Outer Shell is Covered in Scales, with vastly Different Color Patterns between the Eggs,…
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Handcuffs Anklet
This ANKLET would look Kick Ass on your Ankle! Really! Looking like a real pair of Handcuffs, AND fastening with the actual Handcuff (Clasp), it’s Sleek, Smooth, and very Rebellious. Get locked up today!
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Bat Bead For Bracelets
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na… BAT BEAD! HA! This Funny Charm Bead is IDEAL, and a Little Batty for your Charm Bracelet (Like Pandora, Troll… and all the others). Because it’s a Handmade Glass Bead, shaped like…
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Lady Gaga Fern Leaf Pendant
People will go GAGA over this very Different Pendant. It’s the “Lady Gaga” Fern Leaf Pendant Created for the Nineteen Species of Fern named after Lady Gaga! It’s Crazy Cool! Now you can own a Species too with this…
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Witches Tree-of-Life Pendant
Cool Cool Witchy Brew… This Spectacular Wire Wrapped Pendant is One-Of-A-Kind… A Witches Tree-Of-Life that features a Witch Hat, Broom, and Cauldron Pewter Charms, Twisted with Black Wire, a Translucent Opalite Bead, and Peridot Crystals… It’s Unique, Perfect for…
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