Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Rotary Phone Dial Necklace
This Pendant reminds me of Lily Tomlin as Telephone Operator Ernestine on Laugh-In. “One Ringy Dingy… Two Ringy Dingy… Have I Reached the Party to Whom I am Speaking? Don’t Hang Up! You’ve Angered me, and when you Anger…
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Barbed Wire Necklace
What a Beautiful Necklace. Barbed Wire! Usually the only things that Wear Barbed Wire around their Necks are Cattle (“Can I Fit Through Here?”), but you’ll do just fine. Hand Carved and Cast in Solid Bronze, this Pendant looks…
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POW! Cufflinks
Let your Geekiness show with these POW! Cufflinks! Brightly Colored Red and Yellow POW! make these Cufflinks stand out and get noticed! Very Cool for any Superhero Fan! POW!
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Light Up Halloween Necklaces
Set the World on Fire with these Fun and Colorful Light Up Necklaces. String Necklaces that Scream Halloween better than any Necklace out there… Pumpkins, Bats, Creepy Green Spiders, all Perfect for Trick or Treating. Highly Visible, Cute, Charming,…
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Toilet Seat Earrings
Oh, the last time you had your Head so close to a Toilet Seat, was College Exams and that Bottle of Vodka… Just saying. And now, you can be close to the Throne everyday. For these Incredibly Fun Stud…
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Gold Plated Kitty Pin
This Interesting Kitty Cat Pin Brooch is Blinging, I’ll say that much. Gold Plated with Rhinestones and Crystal Blue Eyes, this Cat is looking to stab you in the Coat, Hat, Purse, or wherever else you want to Stick…
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