Delete My Browser History Bracelet
While this Bracelet is Light-Heated, it Certainly can come in Handy. Better than any Medical Alert Bracelet, this Warns your Best Buds to Clear your Internet Browser History so no one will be the Wiser. After all, your Browser knows everything about you! Where you've Gone, what you've Seen, what your Interests truly are... It's actually quite Scary! So this Bracelet, made of Stainless Steel (Durable, Won't Tarnish, Rust, or Turn Colors), can Absolutely SAVE you some Embarrassment! And you Probably know just the Computer Geek or Nerd who could use one. Comes in Wrist Sizes 5"-9", so it will fit EVERYONE... Everyone with a History they need to Erase! HA! Buy one TODAY! :)
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Suited and Booted Tunnel Plug
Let this Guy be your Conscious. He can sit in your Ear Lobe and be the Guidance that you need. The Good Guy. The Wee Man. Or hey, he could be the Demon too! Just sayin. Fun Plug Featuring…
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Horse’s Ass Pin Brooch
Oh this Brooch is YUGE! You know it, I know it, we all know it… For it’s a Brooch Pin that’s Right up your Political Humor Alley. Featuring a Horse’s Ass, with the likeness of Donald Trump. Featuring those…
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Anatomical Heart Necklace
I always knew you had a Black Heart! After all, you are the Black Sheep of the Family, AND you do smoke non-stop! Oh wait… This is a ZOMBIE Heart with Bloody Veins! My Bad!
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Cyborg Watch
What an Ultra-Cool Wrist Watch! This is a Sci-fi Geek Lovers Mesmerizing LEDs Display Time & Date Dream! It really is Cool to look at, let alone tell Time with! Beautiful Lights, Futuristic, and AWESOME!
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Human Hair Cuff Bracelet
Oh Beautiful… You know when you pull that Wad of Soggy Clumped Hair out of your Shower Drain (and you want to Vomit?) Well no more, because NOW you can Slap that Hair ON YOUR ARM! With a Wide…
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Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…