Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re too Big for my Fu*king Mouth!” Just like this Denture Brooch here… It’s just so Eye Catching! :)
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Denture Tooth and Gums Brooch Pin
Never Swallow your Dentures, they may come back and Bite you in the Arse! :) This Denture Brooch Pin will certainly make people Talk. And probably Spit a little. It's a Brooch that looks just like real Dentures. Gnarly Teeth. White with Pink Gums... Awesome! Great for a Dental Hygienist or Dentist... Clown, Comedian, or Gramma whos Dentures always fall out at Dinner. Buy some Teeth, you NEED the LAUGHS! :)
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Wilma Flintstone Bracelet
Oh Wilma Wilma Wilma… What would Wilma Flintstone be without her Faux-Dinosaur-Tooth Pearl Bracelet? Right? Featuring Huge White Balls made out of Polymer Clay, this Bracelet is Yabba Dabba Doo! Corded and Part of a SET, you’ll also Receive…
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…
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Butterfly Knife Cufflinks
These are Ultra Cool Cufflinks! They are Cufflinks that feature Real Functional Working Blades. They open up just like a Butterfly Knife, and are Perfect for Cutting, Slicing, Dicing, and Playing the Knife Game (Where you Attempt to Stab…
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Zero Fox Given Copper Bracelet
“What does the Fox say?” Not a Damn Thing! Because if it did, it would probably Cuss. The reason being… This is a Zero Fox Given Bracelet (And you know what FOX means)! It’s a Fun Bracelet that really…
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Nail Cross Psalm 23:4 Pendant
What an Impact: A Nail Pendant, Representing the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Engraved “Fear No Evil” and “Psalm 23:4”. Beautifully made, Inspiring, Hopeful… Just Stunning! Jesus’ Hands were Pierced when He was Nailed to the Cross. Show Your Christian…
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Alien Message Leather Bracelet
Beautiful bracelet… now beam me up! It’s a genuine leather brown Men’s or Women’s cuff bangle bracelet with engraved retro “Alien Message” design. The image burned in is the “Arecibo message” and represents intelligent life on Earth as we…
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