Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re too Big for my Fu*king Mouth!” Just like this Denture Brooch here… It’s just so Eye Catching! :)
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Denture Tooth and Gums Brooch Pin
Never Swallow your Dentures, they may come back and Bite you in the Arse! :) This Denture Brooch Pin will certainly make people Talk. And probably Spit a little. It's a Brooch that looks just like real Dentures. Gnarly Teeth. White with Pink Gums... Awesome! Great for a Dental Hygienist or Dentist... Clown, Comedian, or Gramma whos Dentures always fall out at Dinner. Buy some Teeth, you NEED the LAUGHS! :)
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Rock Star Skull Belly Ring
Be a Ghoulish and Glittery Rock Star with this Dangly Belly Button Ring Featuring an Abstract Skull Design, with a Red Bow, Cubic Zirconia Eye, and a Shimmering Chain. It’s Playful, Gothic, and COOL!
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Steampunk Sundial Watch
NOW THIS IS COOL! What an Awesome Watch. It’s a Sundial AND a Compass in one Beautiful and Stylish Wrist Watch. It’s Stunning in Detail AND it REALLY WORKS! That’s Superb! You’ll Never Look at Watches the Same after…
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Tentacles Nipple Clicker
It’s a Nipple Ring that’s so… Tentacles, Dangling Down, Made of 14 Gauge Surgical Stainless Steel… And it’s Securely Catching Eyes and Bodily Parts. And actually, it’s a Nipple Clicker. Nipple Clickers are the Latest Trend in Nipple Piercing……
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Nobel Crusader’s Cross
What a Stunning Pendant! Elegant, Beautiful, and very Rich looking. It’s the Nobel Crusader’s Cross that’s actually made out of Rosewood and Gunmetal, which means: Humble and True. I just LOVE everything about this Pendant, and I’m a HUGE…
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Rub Me For Luck Nipple Ring
Ahh, just what the Doctor ordered… A Rub Me For Luck Nipple Bar Ring! How FUN will these be to wear? How FUN to RUB for Luck! HA! You’ll want to show it off to everyone… LUCKY You! LUCKY…
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Ring in a Soap
LMAO! This Crazy Product is SoapDiamond… What is Soap Diamond? It’s a Bar of Pink Antibacterial Fresh Scent Soap, Shaped like a Heart, that Features a Ring inside Worth anywhere from $5.00 to $500. That’s INSANE! But you know…
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