Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re too Big for my Fu*king Mouth!” Just like this Denture Brooch here… It’s just so Eye Catching! :)
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Denture Tooth and Gums Brooch Pin
Never Swallow your Dentures, they may come back and Bite you in the Arse! :) This Denture Brooch Pin will certainly make people Talk. And probably Spit a little. It's a Brooch that looks just like real Dentures. Gnarly Teeth. White with Pink Gums... Awesome! Great for a Dental Hygienist or Dentist... Clown, Comedian, or Gramma whos Dentures always fall out at Dinner. Buy some Teeth, you NEED the LAUGHS! :)
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S’more Belly Button Ring
This is Adorable! A S’more Belly Button Ring featuring a Chunk of Chocolate, a Gram Cracker, and a Toasted Marshmallow… Scrumptious! Looking just like the real thing, this S’more is made out of Polymer Clay and Dangling from a…
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Little Red Riding Hood Earrings
“Little Red Riding Hood”, also known as “Little Red Cap” or “Red Riding Hood”, is a European Fairy Tale about a Young Girl and a Big Bad Wolf: “The better to Eat you with!”. They’ve never looked better than…
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Hi-Voltage Generator Ring
I LOVE Steampunk Jewelry, and this RING is COOL! This Industrial-Looking Wrapped Copper Center Ring is Flanked by Angular Edging and Mysterious Degree Markings. It makes my Geek Alert EXPLODE! :)
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5.25″ Christmas Glitter Icicle Earrings
Cute. Cold. Love em… They’re Icicle Earrings that will make your Head look just like the Gutter on my Garage… Dangling Icicles. Great Icicles that are not only Long, 5.25 inches, but are White and covered with GLITTER! They’ll…
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Time II Watch Kit
GEEKS… This is a Watch Kit you’ll DIE to Own! This Kit allows you to Make your own Wrist Watch! With Hackable Parts, like the Onboard Microcontroller, you’ll have Loads of Fun Programming the Matrix of LEDs into the…
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Assassin’s Creed Templar Ring
Assassin’s Creed is a Historical Fiction Action-Adventure Stealth Video Game that Primarily Revolves around the Rivalry between Two Ancient Secret Societies: The Assassins and The Knights Templar, and their Indirect Relation to an Ancient Species Pre-Dating Humanity, whose Society,…
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