Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re too Big for my Fu*king Mouth!” Just like this Denture Brooch here… It’s just so Eye Catching! :)
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Denture Tooth and Gums Brooch Pin
Never Swallow your Dentures, they may come back and Bite you in the Arse! :) This Denture Brooch Pin will certainly make people Talk. And probably Spit a little. It's a Brooch that looks just like real Dentures. Gnarly Teeth. White with Pink Gums... Awesome! Great for a Dental Hygienist or Dentist... Clown, Comedian, or Gramma whos Dentures always fall out at Dinner. Buy some Teeth, you NEED the LAUGHS! :)
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Retro TV Photo Brooch
What a really COOL idea. It’s a Brooch that’s also a Photo Frame. It looks just like a Retro TV, but the Screen is open so you can view any Photo you slide into the slot. It’s Clever, Fun,…
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Fried Egg Cufflinks
“What Day do Eggs Hate most?” “Fry-Day!” Oh, was is something I said? HA! If you’re looking for a Good Gag Gift, Eggs are always a Nice Surprise! And Egg Cufflinks, even Better! Scramble to put these on, because…
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Black Tribal Nipple Shield
Turn on the Heat with this Cool Black Tribal Sun Nipple Ring! It’s a Shield that Circles around and Stabs your Nipple! Sweet Design that’s Bad-Ass and made out of 316L Stainless Steel. Featuring a Stainless Steel Barbell, 14…
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Harry Potter Wand Cuff Bracelet
“Alarte Ascendare”, “Arresto Momentum”, “Bombarda Maxima”, “Carpe Retractum”, “Expelliarmus”, “Finite Incantatem”, “Inanimatus Conjurus”, “Locomotor Wibbly”, “Oculus Reparo”, “Peskipiksi Pesternomi”, “Tarantallegra”… I think that all means: Buy this Bracelet. Right? It’s a Hypoallergenic Harry Potter Bracelet Shaped just like his…
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Golden Sun Nipple Ring
“It’s A Sunshine Day!” Ahhhh, Remember when the Brady Bunch Sang that Song back in 1973? Well, It’s Safe to Say they weren’t Talking about this! :) Sunny Days ARE HERE with this Big, Bright (Janet Jackson) Nipple Shield…
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Nipple Ring Screw Bar
There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)
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