Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re too Big for my Fu*king Mouth!” Just like this Denture Brooch here… It’s just so Eye Catching! :)
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Denture Tooth and Gums Brooch Pin
Never Swallow your Dentures, they may come back and Bite you in the Arse! :) This Denture Brooch Pin will certainly make people Talk. And probably Spit a little. It's a Brooch that looks just like real Dentures. Gnarly Teeth. White with Pink Gums... Awesome! Great for a Dental Hygienist or Dentist... Clown, Comedian, or Gramma whos Dentures always fall out at Dinner. Buy some Teeth, you NEED the LAUGHS! :)
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Captain America Ring
This Ring is Sheer Beauty! I just LOVE it! It’s a Captain America Ring that Surpasses All Expectations. Featuring a Star, Stripes, and a Blue Background that Resembles the Suit and Shield that Captain America uses in the Movies,…
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Paracord Bracelet Kit
What a Great Idea… A Do It Yourself Paracord Bracelet Kit! FUN! Who doesn’t want to make their own Bracelet? Cool Colors, Styles, Clasps… This Complete Kit comes with 6 Bracelet Cords (108.27″ in length), and 6 Clasps. All…
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Shamrock Clover Lucky Bracelet
Feeling Lucky Punk? Well you just might with this Cool and Colorful Lucky Shamrock Clover Bracelet. It’s a REAL Shamrock Encased in a Large Oval Shaped Clear Acrylic! The Clover is Green, 4 Leaf, and it just may make…
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Funny Monkey Cufflinks
“What do you call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” Monkey See, Monkey Do, Monkey Pee, Monkey Poo! Ha… And with these Cufflinks, you’ll go APE too. For they’re the Funniest set of Cufflinks yet. Featuring a Crazy looking…
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Toast Bangle
Two Pieces of Bread are in the Toaster. One Piece says, “Wow, it’s Hot in Here!” The other Bread Looks at him and says, “Oh My Gosh, Talking Bread!” Yes I know that was Bad… But hey, I’m nothing…
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Cracker Jack Toy Charm Bracelet
Cracker Jack is an American Brand of Snack consisting of Molasses-Flavored Candy-Coated Popcorn and Peanuts, well known for being Packaged with a Prize of Trivial Value inside… often a set of Dentures, a Hot Dog Charm, a Bowling Ball…
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