Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re too Big for my Fu*king Mouth!” Just like this Denture Brooch here… It’s just so Eye Catching! :)
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Denture Tooth and Gums Brooch Pin
Never Swallow your Dentures, they may come back and Bite you in the Arse! :) This Denture Brooch Pin will certainly make people Talk. And probably Spit a little. It's a Brooch that looks just like real Dentures. Gnarly Teeth. White with Pink Gums... Awesome! Great for a Dental Hygienist or Dentist... Clown, Comedian, or Gramma whos Dentures always fall out at Dinner. Buy some Teeth, you NEED the LAUGHS! :)
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Death Note Pendant Watch
Who’s that Knocking? The Grim Reaper? Perchance… Just open your Death Note Book Necklace and see if it’s your TIME to go! Cool Idea, Beautifully Made, Winds like a normal Watch and the Battery Changes out the bottom. It’s…
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Spider Tongue Ring
Get this: It’s a Rainbow Titanium Anodized 3-D Spider Barbell Tongue Ring! WOW! Bet you’d never thought you’d have a Spider on your tongue, and like it! It’s there, all 8 legs, and it’s COOL!
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Christmas Poo Necklace
Let’s face it, everyone has a Christmas poo… Especially after all the food we’ll eat this Holiday Season. BIG POO’s… Just like this Fun Loving Turd Emoji. Ideal for Christmastime. For it’s a Pile of Curly Poop, Smiling, with…
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Sterling Silver Human Ear Ring
“WHAT????” Can’t Hear? Maybe you don’t wanna Hear, but with this Ear, maybe you will hear the Laughter… For it’s a Very Tiny Human Ear, crafted out of Solid .925 Sterling Silver, that’s Shaped like an Ear, rather small…
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Tarantula Spider Wrist Watch
Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…
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Dreamcatcher Pendant
I love Dream Catchers! They’re so Dreamy and Beautiful. Something about them just touches me… And this Dreamcatcher is STUNNING! It’s a Bohemian-Style Dream Catcher made out of Zinc Alloy (Silver Tone), Featuring Stone Chips, a 2″ long Arrow,…
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