Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re too Big for my Fu*king Mouth!” Just like this Denture Brooch here… It’s just so Eye Catching! :)
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Denture Tooth and Gums Brooch Pin
Never Swallow your Dentures, they may come back and Bite you in the Arse! :) This Denture Brooch Pin will certainly make people Talk. And probably Spit a little. It's a Brooch that looks just like real Dentures. Gnarly Teeth. White with Pink Gums... Awesome! Great for a Dental Hygienist or Dentist... Clown, Comedian, or Gramma whos Dentures always fall out at Dinner. Buy some Teeth, you NEED the LAUGHS! :)
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Steampunk Ear Plug
I find Steampunk Jewelry really Fascinating. I Dig all the Gears and Gadgets and Gizmos. And this Ear Plug is about as Steampunk as you can get. With a Watch Movement inside the Acrylic Plug, the Gears will Stand…
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Mickey Mouse Charm Watch
This Mickey stuff is seriously CUTE! I can’t get over how Fun this Wrist Watch is. Any Disney/Mickey Fan would LOVE IT! For it’s a Charm Bracelet Watch, with Darling Dangles of Mickey’s Famous Shorts, Glove, Ears, and M’s….
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Swarovski Crystal Cube Pendant
Dream on with this Stunning Swarovski Crystal Cube Pendant. A Cube, Cut from Swarovski Crystal, that’s Breathtaking and Beautiful. Made with Iridescent Crystal, this Pendant Reflects Colourful Lights, making the Wearer have a Life as Colourful as well. Hanging…
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Gory Crucified Baby Pendant
Oh Wow! Okay… If this isn’t the most INSANE Pendant I’ve ever seen. It’s a Baby, Crucified on a Cross with it’s Intestines Dangling out. WOW! It almost leaves me Speechless. I want to ask WHY??? But then again,…
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Chicken Foot Voodoo Necklace
Creepy! It’s the Freakiest Voodoo Necklace you’ll ever see. A Chicken Foot Necklace that’s EYE-POPPING Good Fun! Right? Or Left? This is a Real, Preserved Chicken’s Foot, not Plastic or Fake. Chopped off with Little Channels of Bone Marrow…
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Frankenstein Belly Ring
Frankenstein is a Novel Written by English Author Mary Shelley about the Eccentric Scientist Victor Frankenstein, who Creates a Grotesque Creature in an Unorthodox Scientific Experiment. Gothic, Dark, and Romantic, this GREEN MONSTER is looking to Poke a Hole…
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