Diamond Uzi Ring
This Jason of Beverly Hills Custom Uzi Ring is made with 5.26 Carats of Black Diamonds set into a Black Gold Mounting, shaped just like an UZI. It’s a Great Look for Guys, and the Ladies shouldn’t be Intimidated by a Little Gun Play either. After all, it is a Small Gun! ;) Cool, Sleek, and Bad Ass, this Ring is Smoking HOT!
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Black Diamond Uzi Gun Ring
Black Diamonds are KILLER! Really! They look Ultra-Cool in a Men's Ring, so Masculine, so Dark, so Ominous. And set in a Black Gold Ring that's Carved and Cast to Resemble a UZI, you can't get any Better than that. Except for the Real Thing! Custom Made to Order, these Prices will Fluctuate due to the Market, so Contact Jason for Up-To-Date Prices on these Open-Bolt, Blowback-Operated Submachine Guns! SWEET!
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90 Percent Virgin Belly Ring
LMAO! Okay… What exactly is 90% Virgin? Anybody got a Guess? I don’t even Want to Think about it… I’d rather Laugh about it. :) This is a Cute and Fun and Very Pink Belly Ring that will Certainly…
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Cheese Puff Necklace
Oh those Puffed Corn Snacks that are Crisp, Coated with a Mixture of Cheese Cheese and more Cheese! That Cheese-Flavored Powder gets on your Fingers, Lips, Shirt and Couch… You can’t STOP Eating them! They’re so GOOD! You Chew…
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D20 Spiral Necklace
You never know when you’re gonna need an extra D20 Die! The Venerable D20 Die, that Platonic Solid whose Numerical Etchings Cast an Impartial Providence upon Friend and Beast alike… Yeah, that DIE!
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Possessed Girl Pendant
I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…
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Man In Dog House Charm
HA HA HA! Talk about FUNNY! It’s a 14kt Gold, Vintage Charm of a Man in a Dog House! LMAO! Now that’s “RUFF!” ;) Guys, we all know what that feels like. OUCH! And what makes this Vintage Charm…
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Earth Worm Of Death Bracelet
HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!
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