Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…

LMAO! The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the Deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster… Did you know there was such a thing? HA! It’s a Movement that Promotes a Light-Hearted view of Religion… Sort of like…

“What does a Twelve-Pound Rat say to a Cat?” “Here Kitty, kitty, kitty!” Ha, that’s Sick and Twisted… But not as much as these Earrings. Genuine Rat’s Feet, Chopped off and made into Elegant Dangle Earrings… Ideal for Halloween….

I VANT TO BITE YOUR Belly? Oh… It’s a Belly Ring that’s Bloody GOOD Bling! A Red Lipped Vampire Mouth, with Gleaming White Teeth… Just Lovely! All Dangling from a FAKE Piercing that you can clip on your Belly,…

Okay, Who came first? The Chicken or the Egg? I’d have to say it was the Rooster! HA! Like a Good Joke… Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was in a KFC Bucket! And now, it…

Wear this Necklace and you’ll hear this A LOT “You Got A Lovely Pair of…” HA! It’s a Coconut Necklace that’s just TOO CUTE! Featuring a Realistic Coconut that’s Cut in Half and Connected by Chains to a Black…