"Um, You Have Blood Dripping Down Your Ears!"
These Earrings are FUN... In a Bloody Sort of Way! :) Hand Painted Blood Red Earrings with a Clear Glazed Enamel to make them Glisten in the Light. They are Semi Hoops and Hang from a Nickel Free Brass Loop Chain and Gold-Tone Hypoallergenic Fish Hook Fastening. They will Add a Unique Touch to your Outfit for Sure! Red Enamel never looked so Good... Unless it was Real BLOOD! "DRIP!"
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Cat Ear’s Self Defense Ring
Bring out your Inner Ninja with this Cool Self-Defense Ring. It’s Cat Ear’s that Stick up and Definitely get your Point across. Cast in Solid Stainless Steel, this Survival Tool is Stylish and Functional. Just think of what you…
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Plumber Butt Crack Earrings
“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…
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Walking Dead Zombie Necklace
Is it me, or does this Walking Dead Zombie Necklace look just like Miley Cyrus??? Really! Take another look. I thought so! Great looking Necklace that’s Punk, Dripping, and Moaning at the same time. See, just like Miley…
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Baby Turkey Earrings
LOL Awww…. These Baby Turkeys are too Cute to Eat… NOT! But look at their Big Ole Eyes… The Tiny Feathers… The Snood… It’s all so Yummy! And with Thanksgiving NEXT Week (Already?), these Lovely Little Turkeys will Gobble…
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Keep Calm and Carry On Cufflinks
“Keep Calm and Carry On” was Originally a Motivational Poster Produced by the British Government in 1939. Now it’s a widely used Meme (featured highly on “The Chive”). You see these types of Posters EVERYWHERE… And NOW, even on…
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…












