Elephant Behind Pendant Necklace
Are you always a Little Behind? Slow Moving? Forgetful? HA! Well, grab this Funny Elephant Butt Pendant and let everyone see... Made of Polymer Clay, with a 20" Black Cord Necklace and Lobster Clasp, you'll be getting a lot of Smiles, and will Brighten everyone's Day... Because you can't Help BUTT Laugh when it comes to Butts. Right? Especially Big Ones! Now, what's the Best Way to END this??? ;)
-
Smiling Molar Monster Brooch
Why is this Molar Smiling? Probably because it’s Bloody and Stuck to your Lapel. HA! Why else? Handmade out of High Quality Polymer Clay, this Brooch looks like a Human Molar Tooth, Smiling, with Big Blue Button Eyes (Two…
-
Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
-
Playstation Console Watch
This is an official digital watch from Playstation. Keep track of time with this Playstation watch, shaped like the original PlayStation console. You can use the classic buttons to set and display the time. It also has a backlit…
-
Married Happy Sad Cufflinks
I can see any Man Wearing these… It’s Happy and Sad Cufflinks that say “MARRIED” and Feature a Smiley Face and a Sad Face, so you can Show off your Mood Depending on the Situation! And now that you’re…
-
Fall Leaf Necklace
Oh the Leaves are Falling… Okay, the Ten-Thousand Leaves are Falling. It’s Fall, Time has Rolled Back, Winter is Coming… It’s Freaking Cold outside. But that also means the Holidays are here. Festive times await; Fireplaces. Fruitcake. Family (in…
-
Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Featuring 1 Bronze Pendant, and 1 Matching 24″ Chain of Insane Coolness! This Pendant is Enchanting! Lenore is one of Edgar’s Greatest Poems, and this Fantastic Artwork is Sealed under a Smooth Glass Cover for all to Perceive. I…












