Ewok Ring
“Yahwah, Eee Chop Yahwah, Ah Toe Meet Toe Peechee Keene, G’Noop Dock Fling Oh A!” That’s Ewok for “I Look So Cute As A Ring!” Really, I Googled it! It’s true, this Ewok Ring is ADORABLE and for Sale! :)
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"Yub Nub, Eee Chop Yub Nub!"
Ewoks are a Fictional Race of Small, Mammaloid Bipeds that Appear in the Star Wars Universe... And now, they can appear at your Fingertips! :) This AWESOME Ewok Ring is made out of Polymer Clay, and Glaze, and it's GREAT! Look at that expression! HA! I LOVE IT! Bring this Curious Teddy Bear home with you, and you won't have to go to the Forest Moon of Endor either! :) "Wermo!"
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Carlos Severed Finger Necklace
What the Flying F… It’s a Crazy Pendant that’s Frightening, and hey, Finger Food! A Pendant called “Dont F@%# With Carlos”, and trust me, I WON’T! A Great, Creepy, Realistic Dental Acrylic Finger, Chopped off, Severed, Bloody, and that…
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Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and…
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Log Lady Brooch
WTF? HA! I don’t know what to say about this Brooch… It’s Hilarious enough! It’s the Log Lady from Twin Peaks saying “MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU”… I’m sure it does! Wear this on your Coat and…
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Arithmetic Wrist Watch
Arithmetic is the Oldest and most Elementary Branch of Mathematics that exists. It consists of the Study of Numbers, especially the Properties of the Traditional Operations between them — Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division… And it makes my Brain…
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Happy Pill Earrings
Oh I could use some of these right now… It’s the Happy Pills that will make everyone SMILE! Chill Pills that Dangle off your Ears featuring Two Brown Pill Shells with Faces on them. One has Hearts for Eyes…
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Snowflake CZ Engagement Ring
Awwwww, what an Adorable Ring! It’s a Snowflake Ring, with Beautiful Blinging CZ’s (Cubic Zirconias) and it’s Twinkling just like the Snow. Glistening, Glimmering, Sparkling… It really is a Beaut. Set in Solid 925 Sterling Silver, this Ring is…
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