Eyeball Cufflinks
A Man went to an Eye Specialist to get his Eyes Tested and asked the Doctor, “Will I be able to Read after Wearing Glasses?” “Yes, of Course,” said the Doctor, “No Problems at all!” “Oh! How Nice,” Replied the Patient, “I’ve been Illiterate all my Life!” HA! Eye Love a Good Joke! :) And with these Funny, Cute, and a little bit Creepy Cufflinks, you’ll Catch some Laughs as well! :)
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The All Seeing Eyeball Cufflinks
"What do you call a Fish with no Eyes? " "A Fsh!" :) Okay Okay, one more... A Blonde Asked the Optometrist "I Keep Getting a Stabbing Pain in my Eye every time I Drink Coffee!" He Looked at Her and Replied "Have you Tried Taking the Spoon out of the Cup?" :) Bah ha ha... You'll get plenty of Chuckles with these Cufflinks as well. Eyeball Cufflinks with Big Blue Pupils... YIKES! Cool Cufflinks with Bullet Back Closures that look Confusing when you Cross your Arms! Too Much Fun! Everyone will have their Eyes on YOU!
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Spaghetti Ring
“On Top of Spaghetti, All Covered with Cheese, I Lost my Poor Meatball, When Somebody Sneezed…” Hold onto your Meatballs… With your Fingers, because this Ring is a Spaghetti Dinner Ring! So Dig in while it’s HOT, or this…
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Kitty Licking Balloon Pin
OMG… I can’t breath. This Pin is Hysterical. It’s a Kitty Lapel Pin, doing what Kitties do; Licking their butthole. Their Booty. Their Balloon Knot… It’s the Purr-fect Pin to Make everyone Smile and Laugh. Cat Lovers Rejoice… A…
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Blood Shot Eye Ear Plugs
These are Awesome… And Eye-Popping! It’s Ear Gauge Plugs… That are Eyes! Bloodshot Eyeballs that are Gory, Graphic, Gnarly, and come in many Different Gauges (12mm, 18mm, 20mm). Blue Pupils. Red Veins. Bulging from your Lobes… HOW COOL! And…
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Secret Compartment Necklace
With this Necklace I’d feel like Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible! Shhhh, the Microchip is Hidden in my Coin Necklace! Don’t tell a Soul… Not like a Coin hanging around your Neck would attract any Attention… But with this…
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Cicada Ring
Cicadas are in the Superfamily Cicadoidea. Their Eyes are Prominent, their Wings LARGE, their NOISE is FRIGHTENING!!! So who wouldn’t want to wear one on their finger? Right?
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Vintage Santa Sleigh Necklace
Ho Ho Adorable. Santa’s Sleigh… In a Pendant. Handmade and Quite Vintage Looking. I just love it. A Fun, Festive Christmas Sleigh, looking like it just arrived from the North Pole, and Dangling from a Dainty Silver Chain with…
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