"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Box of Skulls Necklace
Oh what a Blockhead… But in this Case, Dead ones. It’s a Resin Block, Transparent, Hosting a Massive Horde of Skulls. White, Crazy, Ideal for Halloween… With Deep set Eyes, Haunting Grins, and Cranium Cracks, these Skulls will Spook…
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Jeff The Killer Watch
This Watch is CRAZY! It’s Jeff the Killer! Who is Jeff the Killer? Well, it’s one of the Internet’s Most Disturbing Legends: Jeff the Killer’s Face was Burned off with Acid and he Hides in your Closet telling you…
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T-Rex Dinosaur Earring
Sweettttt! The T-Rex is the Dinosaur of Dinosaurs. The Tyrannosaurus, a Genus of Coelurosaurian Theropod Dinosaur, is one of the most Well-Represented of the Large Theropods. It’s Fierce, Wicked, Evil, and HUNGRY! And it looks Definitely Cool in your…
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Gold Mine Ring
Remember the Song, “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” by Jerry Reed, Wellllll… Here’s her RING! LOL! It’s a Gold Mine Ring that sorta looks like a Gold Mine, but it also looks like the thing that…
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Doll Hand Earrings
Talk about Interesting… These Earrings win Hands Down! Such a Weird Pair, but if you’re Crazy like me, you’ll LOVE them! Made of Real Barbie Doll Hands, you’ll want to High Five your Ear Lobes! :)
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Money Green Jesus Pendant
Well, now I’ve seen it all! Money Green Jesus Bling! Green as a Dollar Bill, Jesus hangs from a Green Bead Necklace. It’s all Green! Everything Green! Green Bling Bling! Mo Money Green! He’s Mr. Green Jeans! Green like…












