Fake Zipper Ear Plugs
These will surely FREAK out your MOM and DAD! Earrings that look just like Zippers… AND FAKE Ear Plugs! They’ll think you got Big Holes in your Head… Just Zip your Lips, and Zip your Ears with these COOL Plugs!
"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Wrong Dog Tag Necklace
WRONG WRONG WRONG… It’s Donald Trump’s Favorite Saying! And yes, it is WRONG, spelled out on a Dog Tag Pendant that’s SO SO RIGHT! Funny Saying, gets the message across. Hand Stamped on a Aluminum Dog Tag (measuring 3/4″…
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Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You…
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Sheep Make Love Brooch
Sheep Make Love Not War! So why not let them make Love on your Coat? These Adorable and Smiling Sheep are doing what they know best… Looking Cute and being Naughty! Clip this on, and spend the rest of…
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World’s Greatest Farter Cufflinks
HA HA! What a Great Gift for Father’s Day coming up… The World’s Greatest Farter Cufflinks. And what’s so great about these; they’re custom. Personalized with one Cufflink being your own image. Whatever photo you desire. Reading “World’s Greatest…
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Severed Arms Necklace
Where is Liam Neeson when you need him? For he certainly could have helped in this TAKEN situation… It’s a Crazy-Ass, Bloody, Severed Arms Pendant featuring Two Arms, with Hands Bound, Severed at the Elbows… Talk about a Fright!…
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Major Tom’s Claddagh Ring
Such a Cool and Unique Irish Wedding Band. The Claddagh Ring unlike any I’ve ever seen… This Modern Version has the Two Hands, The Heart and the Crown (Representing Love, Loyalty, and Friendship) Icon Style. Fun Symbols that are…
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