FML Bracelet
FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a FML, this Bracelet is for YOU!
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F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Green Glass Eyeball Ring
Gawd… Everywhere you turn this Eyeball’s Looking at you! Really! Look at the side view of this image on the Etsy website… It’s Still Staring at you! I’m Creeped out! Made out of 21 Gauge Sterling Silver Square Wire…
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Middle Finger Ring
Well, if they ever made a ring that signifies 2020, this is that ring. It’s a fun middle finger ring, that you wear on your finger. And yes, a double impact would be to put it on your middle…
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Adorable Unicorn Belly Ring
Awwww, talk about Darling. It’s like My Little Pony meets your Belly in a Pink Explosion. Right? Such a Cute Pink Unicorn, Happy and Smiling, Flying across your Navel like something right out of a Fairy Tale. But it’s…
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Devil Tongue Earrings
OMG! These are Crazy Insane Creepy Cool… They are Tongue Earrings that look like they’ve been Cut right from the Devil’s Mouth! WOW!!!! They look like Real Tongues, it’s Bloody Awesome! Red, Bumpy, Slimy, Darkened… AND SPIKED at the…
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Nyan Cat Pop Tart Ring
Nyan Cat, also known as Pop Tart Cat, is an 8-Bit Animation Depicting a Cat with the Body of a Cherry Pop Tart flying through Outer Space… And it’s landed on your Finger! For this Fun, Colorful Feline, is…
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Pizza is Bae Bracelet
“Bae” is NOT the Sound Sheep make! Oh No! Bae means “Before Anyone Else”, or Baby, Babe, Sweetie, and it’s also the Danish Word for “Poop”… Just so you Know! It’s a Cool Bracelet that’s Red and Says “PIZZA…
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