F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Pig Face and Butt Earrings
“What do you call a Pig Thief?” “A Hamburglar!” “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “What do you call a Pig that Drives Recklessly?” “A Road Hog!” Had enough? Then let’s Talk about…
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Back to the Future Watch
This Watch Kicks Butt! It’s a Back to the Future Flux Capacitor Wristwatch! Great Scott Christopher Lloyd, I’m on my Hover-Board now, get the Cable ready, the Lightning’s about to Strike…
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Beware of the Unicorn Brooch Pin
“What is the Difference between a Carrot and a Unicorn?” “The First is a Bunny Feast, the other is a Funny Beast!” Oh that’s so bad… But Corny? How about a Funny Unicorn Brooch; a Pin with a Purple…
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Headless C3PO Wire Pendant
Remember in Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones, when C3PO Lost his Head? HA! The Separatist Droid Factory on Geonosis, it got Lopped off… Just like this Cool and Classy Wire Pendant. It’s C3PO, Headless, Created out…
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Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses Pendant
HA! You Gotta LOVE Pop Art, and this Pendant sure does Tickle my Funny Bone. It’s a Black and White Image of Abraham Lincoln (16th President of the United States) wearing 3D Glasses (Red and Blue) looking Straight back…
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St. Patron of Weight Loss Pendant
Whelp… There you go, there’s a Saint for everything. For this Pendant Necklace is the St. Patron of Weight Loss. Looking for a little Guidance? Some Help from Above to Shed the Fat and Keep your Weight under Control?…











