Scented Fortune Cookie Pendant
This Fortune Cookie looks like the real thing, and on top of that... IT SMELLS! Yes, that's right. It smells like Sugar Cookies! YUM! Toasted to a Beautiful Golden Brown and Crisp at the Edges, it looks like you can eat it, but I wouldn't. It's made out of Polymer Clay! YIKES! AND... You can't Crack it Open to Read the Concealed Message within either... because it's Clay, and there is NO Hidden Message. It's just a Lucky Cookie that you give to your Sweetheart. Got it? Get it! Good!
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Mummy Skull Bracelet
You know you always wanted a Mummy Bracelet! Who hasn’t? Take a look at this very Chill Bracelet, with a Mummy SKULL! Those Black Eyes, Those Teeth, Those Bandages, it’s Awesome in every way! :)
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Interchangeable Birthstone Pendant
Looking for something Cute and Different? Something extremely Versatile and Colorful? Well this is it! It’s a Beautiful Pendant that’s Interchangeable! It comes in a Darling Gift Box with 12 Simulated Birthstones (one for all 12 Months). So whatever…
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Brigitte Crazy Horse Brooch
LMAO! Brigitte Cracks me up! She’s a Two-Bit Dancer that looks like she’s Seen Better Days. And after this, I may need Eye Surgery! Because Brigitte-Birthday-Suit, is a Brooch Pin that looks Grand on your Lapel, Hat or Purse….
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Entrance Belly Ring
I really do get a kick out of these Cute little Road Signs! This one has a Clever Down Arrow that reads “Entrance” HA! Can you get any more suggestive than that? (We are talking about the Belly Button…
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Emoji Poop Cufflinks
POP these in your Shirt Sleeves and you’ll be looking Pretty Smelly! These Cufflinks are Squishy Cute. Featuring the Apple Emoji Poop Icon, these Piles of Smiling Turds are Sure to be an Eye Opener! Made with Acrylic and…