Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and…
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Hi-Voltage Generator Ring
I LOVE Steampunk Jewelry, and this RING is COOL! This Industrial-Looking Wrapped Copper Center Ring is Flanked by Angular Edging and Mysterious Degree Markings. It makes my Geek Alert EXPLODE! :)
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Sharky Shark Cufflinks
It’s #SharkWeek2017, which means: There’s a Shark in the water… Better watch your Arms and Legs, especially if you’re wearing these Kick-Ass Cool Sharky-Shark Cufflinks. Gray Sleek Sharks, Black Beady Eyes, Hand-Painted, Perfect for the Shark Lover and DEVOURER…
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King Kong Earrings
These Handmade Earrings of King Kong are Hilarious! King Kong is windsurfing on a Curtiss Helldiver Biplane (he can’t read those: NOT A STEP warnings!) Cute Earrings, sure to make you ROAR!
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Zombie Hand Earrings
When I look at these Zombie Hand Earrings, it makes me think of THING from The Addams Family! HA! Green and Gory Hands Chopped off and Dangling from Fish Hooks! How Cool! (This is where I’d slap in a…
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Cat Paws Silver Ring
“What did the Cat say when he lost all his Money?” “I’m Paw!” And Paw it is with this Fun Cat Paws Ring. Featuring Many Different Cute Cat Paws, Circling a Sterling Silver Handmade Ring. Quite Adorable and Feline…
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