Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Spiked Claws Three Finger Ring
“RAWRRRR!” (That’s a little wolf rawrrr) For these Fun Spiked Claws are Tiny Wolverine Versions… Metal Spikes, Sharp, Cast in some Crazy Alloy, that you actually wear across 3 of your Fingers… The Claws, all Four of them, jut…
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Loaded Gun Ear Plugs
These Saddle Plugs are AWESOME! Looking like a Gun Cylinder FULL of Ammo, these Plugs will look KILLER in your Ears! Stainless Steel and Cool as Hell, you’ll get TONS of Compliments with these!
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Groot Spores Bracelet
“I AM GROOT!” “I AM GROOT!” “I AM GROOT!” “I AM GROOT!” Can you Say anything more? “I AM GROOT!” Yeah, okay… HA! And with this Groot Bracelet, you may be saying the same thing. Officially Licensed Merchandise from…
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Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You…
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Fist Biker FTW Ring
Now this is a Biker’s Ring! Fist Bump all the way BRO! It’s a Ring that looks like a FIST with Biker Rings on, and the Classic FTW (For The Win) Ring coming right at ya. Fight Club Anyone?…
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Human Teeth Elastic Bracelet
The Etsy Artist Deserves a Little Plaque for this. Brace yourself, it’s a Crazy Stretch Elastic Bracelet that looks like Real Human Teeth! Put this on your Arm and get your Filling of Comments… Not to Mention a Visit…
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