Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Rotating Saw Tie Clip Bar
What an Awesome Piece of Jewelry… It’s a Tie Bar unlike any Tie Bar you’ve ever seen… It’s a Skill Saw with a Wicked Saw Blade that Actually ROTATES! SWEET! It’s a Vintage Clip from the 1950’s, that’s Light…
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Coffin Nail Pendant
Oh Sick… I love it! But then, I love all things Horror and Gore. It’s a Nail. But not just any Nail… A Coffin Nail made of Burnished Solid White Bronze. A Casket Lid Holder-Downer… and it sends Shivers…
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Secret Compartment Necklace
With this Necklace I’d feel like Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible! Shhhh, the Microchip is Hidden in my Coin Necklace! Don’t tell a Soul… Not like a Coin hanging around your Neck would attract any Attention… But with this…
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Foxy Julia Brooch
I Swear I won’t Sing “What does the Fox Say?” I SWEAR! :) This Foxy Brooch Speaks for itself. Very Fun, very Colorful and Whimsical, it will make everyone take a closer look. Pin it on your Coat, Hat,…
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Seahorse Belly Ring
Seahorses are 54 Different Species of Marine Fishes that get their name from Hippos meaning “Horse”, and Kampos meaning “Sea Monster”. Having a Head and Neck like a Horse, their upright Posture and Curled Tail are Beautiful… Just like…
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Left Shark Pendant Necklace
The Super Bowl Half Time Show will never be the same… That is, without Katy Perry’s Dancing Sharks… Especially the LEFT Shark! That Shark had NO Idea what Dance it was doing, and it sent the Internet VIRAL! Now,…
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