Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Abalone Striped Ceramic Ring
This Men’s Ring Rocks! It’s like Space meets Ocean with the cool colors of Abalone. Just take one look at this ring and you’ll see. Plenty of compliments to come… especially with the outstanding price!
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Chewbacca Cufflinks
“WUUAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” It’s Chewy, heading into Trouble again (especially since he’s on your Wrist). Fun Loving Chewbacca Cufflinks, so Cute, so Fun, so Star Wars Wookie-Wookie! Everyone Loves the Big Fur Ball… And now, you can Own Chewbacca, made from…
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Chopped Flesh Ring
CRAZY CRAZY RING! It’s a Ring that’s Gross enough, they just may Rush you to the Hospital! Put this Ring on and it really does look like your Fingers been Chopped, Sawed, and Mutilated. COOL STUFF! Play some Fun…
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Dancing Diamond Puppy Love Pendant
Valentine’s Day is Coming Fast… So get her something she’ll really Cherish: A Dancing Diamond Puppy Paw Pendant. It’s a Pendant, made out of .925 Sterling Silver, where the Diamond actually Moves and Bounces with the Beat of her…
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Beer Lover’s Belly Ring
Crack a Cold One, Sit back and Relax with this Handcrafted Double Mount Beer Lover’s Belly Button Ring! It’s a Beer Cap Charm that Reads “BEER”, that Dangles from the Bottom while a little Bottle Opener Charm Dangles from…
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Soft Kitty Necklace
Soft Kitty is a Song that Sheldon’s Mother (on The Big Bang Theory) used to Sing to Sheldon when he was Sick as a Child. Today, he still Requests his Caretaker to Sing this Song to him whenever he…
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