Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Steel Skull With Star Ear Plug
What KICK ASS Ear Plugs… These are Carved Skulls that look so Tribal and Cool… Skulls Cut out of Steel with Stars on their Heads. AWESOME! Clean, Creepy, Smooth, and Durable. What more could you ask for? You get…
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Chocolate Swiss Roll Cufflinks
Sweet! These Cufflinks are MMM GOOD! Looking like Chocolate Swiss Rolls, Chocolatey Sponge Cake Rolled and Stuffed with Cream Filling… DELISH! But these aren’t your Normal HO-HOs, these Swill Rolls are actually made out of Polymer Clay… You can…
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Alice in Wonderland Watch
“Yes, that’s it!” Said the Hatter with a sigh, “it’s always Tea Time!” Isn’t it? With this Cute Pendant Watch it Certainly is. Classic Rabbit Pocket Watch with a Tea Cup Charm… Adorable! You can’t get Muchier More Alice…
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Classic Arcade Watch
Wear a Classic Arcade Cabinet on your Wrist! The Fire Button actually Lights up the Dial in Red and makes a “PEW” Noise! MIND BLOWN! HA! How Cool! How Fun! How Geeky!
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Dog Dump Brooch
LMAO! I Can’t Stop LAUGHING!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It’s a Brooch of a Dog in a Yellow Sweater taking a DUMP! Bah ahaahaahahahahah! My Eyes are Crying… My Stomach Hurts! But does this Dog Care?…
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Steampunk Sundial Armband
It’s not only a Working Sundial Wrist Watch, but it’s Steampunk Heaven! Featuring a Steampunk Style Armband made out of Genuine Leather, adorned with Lovely Brass Gears and a Big Fat Sundial on top that really works. Use the…
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