Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Comic Book Shout Outs Bracelet
“POW” “POP” “BAM” “KAPOW” “CRUNCH” “WHAM” “KRAKK” “SMASH” “KABOOM” It’s Superheroes… Super Powers… Super Colorful Bracelet… A Fun Comic Book Style Link Bracelet that’s filled with Cartoon Shout Out Balloons reading all the Smashes and Bangs and Boinks. Beautifully…
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Fat Weight Loss Toe Rings
These ain’t your Average Toe Rings… These Toe Rings help you Lose Weight! That’s right. Slip these on and with Magnetic Therapy and Acupuncture Points, the Pounds will drop off!
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Tentacles Nipple Clicker
It’s a Nipple Ring that’s so… Tentacles, Dangling Down, Made of 14 Gauge Surgical Stainless Steel… And it’s Securely Catching Eyes and Bodily Parts. And actually, it’s a Nipple Clicker. Nipple Clickers are the Latest Trend in Nipple Piercing……
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Kill A Zombie Watch
HA! This Watch Cracks me up! A “How To Kill A Zombie” Watch with 3 Steps: 1) Choose your Weapon. 2) Aim for the Head. 3) Don’t Miss! Ain’t that the Truth? Great Watch for the Walking Dead Fan,…
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Barbell Stud Earrings
“I know a Fun Activity that can Burn 500 Calories an hour…” “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I’m Cut!” “I hope you took your Flintstone Vitamins today, because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!” HA! Gym Pick Up Lines….
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Mario Mushroom Earrings
These Mushrooms with Red Caps, White Spots and Eyes… May just Add an Additional Mark or Heart to your Life Meter… Or, they’ll just Gain all the Attention of the Geeky Mario Fans! Your Ears will be SUPER COOL!…
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