Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Sushi Necklace
You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…
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The Apple Watch
Well this NEWS has Officially Broke the Internet! HA! It’s the Apple Watch that’s Cool as Hell. Just look at it! I’m Drooling as we speak. This Watch is the FUTURE! With 3 Different Styles and Collections, this Watch…
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Mickey Mouse Charm Bead Bracelet
M-I-C-K-E-Y B-L-O-B-S… HA! I Laughed when I saw these Beads. It’s a Charm Bracelet that’s SUPPOSED to be Mickey Mouse… Nu-Uh! Look at it. It’s more like Mickey on Drugs. A White Smudge with Black Dots and a Goofy…
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Candy Cupcake Love Belly Ring
Awwww… How’s my little Cupcake? Eh? My little Honey Muffin… Sweetie… Sugar Baby… Well, you get my point. It’s the Cutest little Belly Button Ring you’ll ever see. A Cupcake LOVE Navel Ring made out of 316L Stainless Steel…
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Megalodon Shark Tooth Necklace
Made of Shark Tooth (both the Crown and the Root), Metal, and Chain, this Incredible Fossil Megalodon Tooth will look great around your Neck! Adorned with a Custom Casted Shark that Dangles from the top of the Tooth… It’s…
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Paw Print Urn Necklace
These are adorable… Paw print necklaces that are actually urns to hold your pet’s ashes around your neck and above your heart. Perfect for both cats and dogs, this pendant, in the shape of a paw print, comes in…
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