"I Love Onions!"
Crunch Crunch Crunch! ME LOVE FUNYUNS! These Earrings don't Taste so Great, and that's because they're made out of Polymer Clay... But with a little Hot Sauce... These Earrings are 1 3/4" Inches Long and are Available for a Limited Time Only! So if you LOVE Funyuns and want to carry a couple of Bags on your Ears, grab them while you can. MUNCH!
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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Lucky Evil Eye Tree of Life Brooch
Man, you could play ‘I Spy’ pretty darn good with this Brooch! For it’s Tons of Evil Eyes… Although called “Lucky”, it’s the Tree of Life Brooch Pin, with Blinging Branches, and an Eyeball on each and every Limb….
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Candy Cane Earrings
Yum! Let me Nibble on those Ears! How Cool are these? Earrings that look like Real Candy Canes! Red Stripped Candy Canes bent to Perfection and Made to Order. Created out of Polymer Clay with Surgical Steel French Hooks…
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Cat Lady Spinner Ring
Oh Man… That’s the Last thing that the Crazy Cat Lady Needs… A Spinner Ring! HA! Cute Little Feline Cat Faces that Rotate around making all that Rubbing Friction Noise… It’s Sure to Drive the Cats in a Tizzy….
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Stink Bug Bracelet
YUCK YUCK YUCK! This Bracelet STINKS! Really! It holds a Litchi Stink Bug that’s just Creepy as Hell. Recently, an Outbreak of Stink Bugs was Observed in India… And now they are BACK with this Buggy Bracelet! RUNNNNNN!
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Day of the Dead Bracelet
Have you noticed how much Day of the Dead Merchandise is out in stores today? It’s Amazing… Sugar Skulls are EVERYWHERE… Including your Wrist! For this Day of the Dead Charm Bracelet is Creepy Good FUN! It’s Colorful, Dangly,…












