"I Love Onions!"
Crunch Crunch Crunch! ME LOVE FUNYUNS! These Earrings don't Taste so Great, and that's because they're made out of Polymer Clay... But with a little Hot Sauce... These Earrings are 1 3/4" Inches Long and are Available for a Limited Time Only! So if you LOVE Funyuns and want to carry a couple of Bags on your Ears, grab them while you can. MUNCH!
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Black Rose Poison Ring
Poison… In a Ring… How Sweet! An Incredible Ring Made with a Secret Compartment that can hold Deadly Contents such as Poison, Bone and Relics. Used in the Olden Days to Poison their Foes (and Kings), it’s Ideal for…
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Beer Lover’s Froth Watch
“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…
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Inspirational Hope Hammer Necklace
Grab the Hammer and Climb. We Face many Mountains in Life, some that seem Monstrous, Overbearing, Impossible to Reach… So a Little Hope goes a long way. And that’s why this Pendant is the Perfect Gift for you, or…
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Black Leather Fang Bracelet Cuff
SICKKKKKKKK! It’s one of the CREEPIEST Bracelets you’ll see yet… It’s the Stuff Nightmares are made of. A Leather Cuff Bracelet, made out of Leather, equipped with FANGS!!!!!!!!! Wow! Wrinkled and Crinkled, 1.5 inches wide, 6.8 inches long. With…
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Funny Love Mouse Charm
HA! Look at this ADORABLE Charm Bead! It’s So CUTE! Featuring a Smiling Mouse, with Bright Red Cheeks, and holding up a Red Heart that reads: Funny Love! Isn’t that what Love really is… A Joke? Oh, no, wait…
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Creepy Finger Earrings
Care for some Hors D’Oeuvres? Finger Food? They’ll go great with these Darling Dangling Earrings… You can almost hear the Stomachs Turn! :) Awesome Detail… LOOK AT THOSE NAILS! Cool Stuff!