Brooch Garden Gnome
This Classic Garden Gnome is made out of Plaster, Metal Pinback, Felt, Acrylic Paint, Glossy Varnish, and Love! And it shows too. Cute Expression, Beautiful Attire, and a Stunning Red Cone Hat! Awesome! Just look at that Whimsical Big Nose... He looks Perfectly at Home wherever you Wear him! So get one, and Wear one TODAY! (Shipping is FREE!) :)
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Your Tattoos Suck Belly Ring
HA! Well, this is Probably TRUE! If you Search the Web, you’ll see there are a lot of BAD Decisions when it comes to Tattoos. BAD or DRUNK! HA! Check out this Tumblr and see for yourself: Worst Tattoo…
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Blood Splatter Bone Earrings
Work your Fingers to the Bone – Whadda Ya Get? Boney Fingers! Or, in this Case… Boney Earlobes! These Earrings are something right out of a Nightmare… Skeleton Bones Dripping Blood Down your Face! YES!!!
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Fart Loading Pendant
This Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant STINKS! Oh wait, that’s YOU! Show off your Favorite Sport by wearing this Funny Necklace that reads: Fart Loading Please Wait… It’s sure to bring a Smile! Or at least a Toot or Two! :)
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U.S. Navy Leather Bracelet
What a BEAUTIFUL and ELEGANT Men’s Leather ID Bracelet! Featuring a Bar made of Solid Stainless Steel that reads: US NAVY, along with your Personal Engraved Initials! STUNNING!
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Silver Circuit Board Ring
“How does an electrician tell if he’s working with AC or DC power?” “If it’s AC, his teeth will chatter when he grabs the conductor. If it’s DC, they just clamp together!” Oh… The joke… Binary, Engineering… Computer NERDS!…
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Christmas Charm Beads
Everyone LOVES Charm Bead Bracelets… Especially Christmas Ones! With Santas, Reindeer, Christmas Trees, Candy Canes, Stockings, Mittens, Snowmen, Gingerbread Men, Wreaths… Presents, Angels, Snowflakes, Jingle Bells, Poinsettias, Hats, Candy, Red and Green Bling… You can’t go wrong with Christmas!…












