When you wear this Necklace, you’ll need a limp, a lunge, and a couple of crooked hands… Just saying! After all, it is the Walking Zombie Area!

“Alarte Ascendare”, “Arresto Momentum”, “Bombarda Maxima”, “Carpe Retractum”, “Expelliarmus”, “Finite Incantatem”, “Inanimatus Conjurus”, “Locomotor Wibbly”, “Oculus Reparo”, “Peskipiksi Pesternomi”, “Tarantallegra”… I think that all means: Buy this Bracelet. Right? It’s a Hypoallergenic Harry Potter Bracelet Shaped just like his…

Ah, the Dead Smiley Face! So FUN! Did you know that the Dead Smiley Emoticon can be typed as :-X, (✖╭╮✖), X_X, or @()@. HA! Now that’s Cute! And there’s nothing that makes me Smile more than a Smiley…

You know when Aunt May turned into a Zombie and was Ripping apart your Poor Pet Hamster (Barney)? Yeah, she had that Long Strand of Intestine Stuck in her Teeth and when she Smiled… EGADS! Intestines like this Beautiful…

Wait… WAT? This Pendant just makes me Laugh. I don’t even know what to say… It’s a Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace, with a Cream Filling and a Funny Face. Hilarious Face. With Big Eyes, a Brown Nose, and a…

As William Shakespeare said “The Eyes are the Window to your Soul”, and that’s exactly what this Ring reminds me of… A Cracked Window with a Creepy Eye looking back at you… Your Soul, or a Peeping TOM? HA!…