Girl Scout Samoa Cookie Earrings
These look so REAL I think I’ll take a Bite! They are Samoa Girl Scout Cookies… That are actually Dangly Earrings! Looking like the Real things, these Fun, Colorful, Cookies are made out of Polymer Clay, and Suspended from Hypoallergenic Nickel-Free Earring Hooks. Hand Crafted, Sealed with Glaze, they come Gift Boxed, and are PERFECT for the Girl Scout Cookie Monster! “CRUNCH!”
via Etsy #Ad
Girl Scout Samoa Cookies Dangle Earrings
-
Braces Ring
Brace-Face, Train-Tracks, Metal-Mouth, CHEESE-GRATER… Kids hear these names all the time when they Wear Braces. After all, you do wear these Metal Magnets for YEARS! Unless you’re lucky enough to have a Headgear as well. HA! What a Pain……
-
Eat Your Heart Out Necklace
THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…
-
Evil Eye Voodoo Flesh Necklace
GNARLY! WOW! My Eyes HURT just Looking at this! OMG! It’s an Evil Eye Fleshy Zombie Pendant that’s just Beyond WORDS! It looks so Real. So Gory. So Gross. So Bad Ass! I LOVE IT! Damn! This Necklace is…
-
Diamond Love Bird Necklace
This is such a Cute Pendant. It’s Two Love Birds (Perfect for your Love Bird), that’s Created in Sterling Silver, and Decorated with Blue Diamonds. With 1/10 in Carat Weight, Accented in Yellow Highlights, these Two Birds will Certainly…
-
Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
-
H -O -T Nipple Ring
LMAO! That’s what I’ve always wanted to Spell with my Nipple… HOT! HA! And with this Funny Nipple Ring you CAN! It’s a Nipple Ring that has an Invisible Barbell (so it looks Seamless), with Sterling Silver Letters at…
Prices could change at any time!