Come Closer, I Mustache you a Question!
Get your Smiley Dangle on with this Ultra-Cool Glasses and Mustache Belly Button Ring. Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, it's 7/16" Long and has a 5mm Ball. Just what your Belly ordered! :) GOOF!
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Scary Cat Charm
HA! Cats really are Scaredy-Cats! They JUMP a Mile High when Spooked. And this Dangly Cat Charm looks just like that. A Cat, on High Alert, ready to Pounce, Attack, Run, Scratch, Hiss and Spit! Bah Ha Ha Ha!…
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Scream Mask Belly Ring
I enjoyed the Scream Movie (just the first one) a lot. And there’s no better way to show this off, then having a needle punched through my belly and adorning it with the SCREAM MASK!
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Spartan Helmet Ring
Sparta was a Warrior Society in Ancient Greece that reached the height of its Power after Defeating Rival Athens in the Peloponnesian War of 431-404 B.C. Boy, those were the Days… And NOW, YOU can relive it with a…
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Shield Bug Bracelets
Shield Bugs have Glands in their Thorax between the First and Second Pair of Legs which Produce a Foul Smelling Liquid. This Liquid is used Defensively to Deter Potential Predators and is Sometimes Released when the Bugs are Handled…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Waffle Necklace
This Necklace makes me Drool! It looks just like a Waffle with Melted Butter Dripping and Filled with Maple Syrup! YUMMMMMMMY! It looks so Realistic, I could eat about 80 of these! CRUNCH!