Solid 14k Yellow Gold Gold Steampunk Wedding Band Ring
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Secret Compartment Necklace
With this Necklace I’d feel like Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible! Shhhh, the Microchip is Hidden in my Coin Necklace! Don’t tell a Soul… Not like a Coin hanging around your Neck would attract any Attention… But with this…
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Vampire Fangs Fake Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR Belly? Oh… It’s a Belly Ring that’s Bloody GOOD Bling! A Red Lipped Vampire Mouth, with Gleaming White Teeth… Just Lovely! All Dangling from a FAKE Piercing that you can clip on your Belly,…
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Mustache Septum Nose Ring
Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…
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Elephant Behind Pendant
“Wait a Minute… Is that Nicki Minaj?” HA! This Pendant Cracks me up… It’s the View that everyone sees on a Safari… BIG ELEPHANT BUTT! That Grey Behind will get Everyone Laughing. You’re Gonna Hear a lot of Butt…
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I Heart Clogging Watch
LMAO! You know when the last time I Clogged was? NEVER! HA! But guess what? With this WATCH, I may Begin… All it takes is 5 or 6 Stomps on the Watch Crystal and “CRUNCH”… Look, I have all…
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Melting Wrist Watch
I think I just Fried my Brain… Because this is really Warped! A Cool Watch that gives the impression that it’s MELTING right off your Wrist. Insane! Talk about Freaking people out!












