Golden Toilet and Paper Earrings
Oh to Sit on the Golden Throne… You are the King of your Domain. Right? Well now you can Spread some Laughter in your Life, and the Butt Cheeks, with these Ultra-Cool, Golden Bathroom Accessories. Featuring a Gold Toilet (Seat Lifted, Sorry Ladies), and a Golden Roll of Toilet Paper. Ideal for your Lobes. Made of Gold Plated Brass, these Posts will make everyone FLUSH when they see them. So Push (no Straining) them in your Ears and Enjoy! :)
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Gold Toilet and Toilet Paper Stud Earrings
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KFC Logo Cufflinks
I smell something Cooking… And it ain’t you, because you’re out on the town wearing these Spiffy KFC Cufflinks! Cool Cufflinks that’ll make you lick your fingers. Really!
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Gold Mine Ring
Remember the Song, “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” by Jerry Reed, Wellllll… Here’s her RING! LOL! It’s a Gold Mine Ring that sorta looks like a Gold Mine, but it also looks like the thing that…
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Pizza To Go Ring
Oh Yes, My One True Love! PIZZA! “I DO” in so many ways… Let me count them: Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Ham, Jalapenos, Pineapple, Mushrooms, Onions, and Bacon! “I DO, I DO, I DO!” And for all the Pizza…
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Dragon Bullet Pendant
Beautiful, Manly, Deadly, and DRAGONS! WOW! Such a Cool Piece of Jewelry. It’s a Stainless Steel Pendant, looking just like a Bullet, DRAGON STYLE! With a Fantastic Dragon Pattern Wrapped around the Bullet, it’s one of the Most Iconic,…
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Tire Tread Ring
Who doesn’t want Tire Tracks on their body? How Neat is that? This Stainless Steel Ring has Deep Groves with Black Enameling. Looks Awesome, feels COOL! And it won’t Fade, Rust, or Corrode!
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Beware of the Unicorn Brooch Pin
“What is the Difference between a Carrot and a Unicorn?” “The First is a Bunny Feast, the other is a Funny Beast!” Oh that’s so bad… But Corny? How about a Funny Unicorn Brooch; a Pin with a Purple…
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