Golden Toilet and Paper Earrings
Oh to Sit on the Golden Throne… You are the King of your Domain. Right? Well now you can Spread some Laughter in your Life, and the Butt Cheeks, with these Ultra-Cool, Golden Bathroom Accessories. Featuring a Gold Toilet (Seat Lifted, Sorry Ladies), and a Golden Roll of Toilet Paper. Ideal for your Lobes. Made of Gold Plated Brass, these Posts will make everyone FLUSH when they see them. So Push (no Straining) them in your Ears and Enjoy! :)
via Etsy #Ad
Gold Toilet and Toilet Paper Stud Earrings
-
Johnny Depp Leather Bracelet
Johnny Depp has always been Hip in my Book. He’s had some Great Movies, and had some not-so-Great, but I still love Johnny Depp. He has a Sophisticated Swag about him that makes him Charming. Not to mention his…
-
Willy Earrings
Insert Dick Joke Here… These are a Hoot! Let these Bad Boys hang from your ears, and people will start to look at you funny. But then again, if you’re wearing them, I’m sure you’re already a little fun…
-
Circle Design Wood Plug
This Wood Plug is Sheer Beauty! Just Look at all the Different Textures and Wood Grain of the Awesome Circle Design Ear Plug. Made from Organic Woods, this Plug will ROCK your Ears! Very Stylish, Rich, Smooth, and Sleek!
-
Genuine Four Leaf Clover Pendant
Need some GOOD LUCK? Give yourself the gift of luck with this genuine four leaf clover. The reason a 4 leaf clover is lucky, is because each leaf symbolizes good omens for faith, hope, love, and luck. It’s a…
-
Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them….
-
Burger Ring
“Hey, you got a Booger on your Finger… Er, I mean Burger!” Yep, that’s right, a Hamburger Ring that looks Good enough to EAT! I can almost Smell that Beef, Lettuce, Cheese… MMM AWESOME!
Prices could change at any time!