“Why was the Zombie Afraid to Cross the Road?” “He LOST his GUTS!” “Why did the Dyslexic Zombie Starve to Death?” “He couldn’t Find any SNIAAARB!” “Why did the Zombie go to the Orthodontist?” “To Improve his BITE!” HA……

“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling…

I can see any Man Wearing these… It’s Happy and Sad Cufflinks that say “MARRIED” and Feature a Smiley Face and a Sad Face, so you can Show off your Mood Depending on the Situation! And now that you’re…

BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…

Awesome and Ancient! Stonehenge is a Tremendous Place that Gathers all Sorts of Myth, Aliens, and Supernatural Hype. Created and Carved out of Preseli Bluestone, these Monuments are Temples of the Gods… And so is this Bracelet. Made from…

LOL Everybody wants a Little Weiner for Christmas, right? And this Weiner Dog is A D O R A B L E! With a Darling Red and Green Holiday Scarf around his Neck, this Doggie Dauschund Pin is Hand…