Human Teeth Bracelet
“Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Yellow, when she Smiles on the Street, Cars slow down!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Big, her Dentist charges her by the Tooth!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Ugly, she got pulled over for not having Dental Insurance!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Gapped, she could become a Field Goal Post!” “Yo’ Mama’s got Summer Teeth… Some are in her Mouth, and some are on your WRIST!” :)
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Human Teeth Tooth Horror Bracelet Cuff
This Human Tooth Bracelet gives me Cavities. It's Creepy, Cool, and will look AWESOME around your Arm. Made out of Polymer Clay, this Creepy Tooth Bracelet has Bloody Gums and will Freak people out. Bend Slightly to Fit, it's Easy to Wear, very Unique, and hey, you never know when you'll need another pair of Chompers! :)
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Green Eggs and Ham Earrings
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham? I do NOT like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like Green Eggs and Ham… Well you know what? I DO! I LOVE these Green Eggs and Ham Earrings. So Cool, So Cute,…
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Remove Before Flight Cufflinks
LMAO! Well, if this doesn’t sum up United Airlines and the Asian Doctor, I don’t know what does. Was he wearing a pair of these? Bright, Shiny, Gold Cufflinks reading “REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT”. It really makes you think about…
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Unicorn Vomiting Bracelet
LMAO! Rainbow Puke has been Referenced by the Popular Web Series “Charlie the Unicorn” in a Special Episode Titled “Charlie Teh Unicron Episode 1” uploaded via YouTube. The Scene Spawned a Subset of YouTubePoop Videos that became known as…
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Captain Crunch Boo Berry Earrings
Everybody LOVES Boo Berry!!! YUM! And this very First Blueberry Flavored Cereal, was Launched by General Mills in 1972. With a Crackle Crunch and a Marshmallow Munch, Kids couldn’t get enough… And I can’t get enough of these Earrings…
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Ninja Can’t See Me Pendant
A Ninja was a Covert Agent or Mercenary in Feudal Japan. The Functions of the Ninja included Espionage, Sabotage, Infiltration, and Assassination, and open Combat in certain situations. Espionage though, was the Chief Role of the Ninja. With the…
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Monopoly Race Car Cufflinks
The Race Car is the most Popular Playing Piece in Monopoly. Originally though, Monopoly didn’t even have a Car! That was added after WWII. But NOW, you can Play with this Race Car all the Time with these Cool…
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