I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What did a Sloth ever do in the Garden of Eden to get Placed on the Seven Deadly Sins list?” All things that make you say WWSD?
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I Love Sloths Charm Bead
Poor Sloths. Those Three-Toed Mammals look like Anteaters, but move much SLOWERRRRR! Their Faces are Squished, Squinted and Curious... They only want to know where their next Bud, Tender Shoot, or Leaf is. And you can't Blame them... You have to LOVE them! And for all the SLOTH Lovers out there, this Charm Bead is for YOU! Made of Silver Plated Base Metal, this Sloth Charm Fits Pandora and all other European Charm Bead Bracelets! With Big Bold Black Letters Reading "I Love Sloths", and a Red Heart... You can't go Wrong. Unless you're a Sloth! :)
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Hang in There Kitty Charm Bead
I feel like this kitty everyday… It’s the “hang in there” charm bead featuring a cute cat, with green gemstone eyes, hanging from a brown barrell… Pink paws, a long dangly tail that moves… It’s all fun. Unless it’s…
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Mac and Cheese Earrings
Don’t Cha Want Some Mac and Cheese on your Ears? Don’t Cha? These Mac and Cheese Earrings look Cheesy… But Good and Yummy at the same time. Cute Earrings that Dangle with one Macaroni Noodle on each Ear, and…
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My Butt Hurts Watch
LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…
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Hen Pecked Cufflinks
LOL… Got a Buddy who’s Hen Pecked? Well… These Crazy Cufflinks will hit the spot… Hen Pecked is when a Woman constantly Criticizes and gives orders to her Man… “Do this, Do that, Go Here, Why’d ya Do that?”…
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Santa Claus Christmas Cufflinks
These Cufflinks look just like me, 10 days before Christmas, running around with my mouth open like a bat outta hell… HA! Crazy Santa, Cute Cufflinks, Ideal for Christmastime. Fun St. Nick with Red and White Enamel, over Alloy…
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Jesus Nipple Rings
Oh God… I mean Oh Jesus… These Nipple Rings are gonna Burn a Hole in me… For these Bad Boys are Jesus! Two of them, Dangling from your Nipples with his Arms out. Yikes! Talk about a Piercing! Religious,…
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