I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What did a Sloth ever do in the Garden of Eden to get Placed on the Seven Deadly Sins list?” All things that make you say WWSD?
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I Love Sloths Charm Bead
Poor Sloths. Those Three-Toed Mammals look like Anteaters, but move much SLOWERRRRR! Their Faces are Squished, Squinted and Curious... They only want to know where their next Bud, Tender Shoot, or Leaf is. And you can't Blame them... You have to LOVE them! And for all the SLOTH Lovers out there, this Charm Bead is for YOU! Made of Silver Plated Base Metal, this Sloth Charm Fits Pandora and all other European Charm Bead Bracelets! With Big Bold Black Letters Reading "I Love Sloths", and a Red Heart... You can't go Wrong. Unless you're a Sloth! :)
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Ogre Ear Trophy Necklace
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Mini Pepperoni Pizza Ring
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Snot Nose Brooch
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Men’s Ruler Bracelet
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Star Trek Touch LED Watch
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Bunnies Do It Better Ear Plugs
“How is a Rabbit like a Cornstalk?” “They both have Big Ears!” “How are Bunnies like Calculators?” “Because they can Multiply Fast!” HA! Just like a 7-11, you’re IN, you’re OUT! And there’s one thing we know for sure,…
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