I Love Traffic Cones Watch
LMAO! NO… LMFAO! HA! This just makes me Laugh so Bad… I am Awe-Struck… Who Would… Why? WAT? A Watch that reads I LOVE TRAFFIC CONES? Really? With an Orange Traffic Cone and a Big Red Heart… What’s not to Love, right? Not to Mention that Orange Band… HA! I don’t get it, but that’s why I LOVE it! People’s Reactions will be Priceless! Buy One Today! :)
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Traffic Cone Love Watch
Traffic Cones, also called Traffic Pylons, Road Cones, Highway Cones, Safety Cones, Witch's Hat, or Construction Cones, are usually Cone-Shaped Markers that are Placed on Roads or Footpaths to Temporarily Redirect Traffic in a Safe Manner... And if you LOVE Traffic Cones as much as I do, then this Watch is SCREAMING for your Arm. Give it some Love and make everyone Question your Sanity with this Whimsical and very ORANGE Wrist Watch! It's a HOOT! Plus, it makes a Great Gag Gift as well! :)
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Moon Ring
Talk about COOOOOOOL! This Ring is MORE than just a Ring… It’s actually the MOON! Created from Planetary Data from a Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, this Ring has all the Mountains and Impact Craters of the Real Moon, and it…
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Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling….
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Tarantula Spider Wrist Watch
Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…
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Green Lantern Tie Bar
A Classy Guy needs a Classy Tie Bar, and there’s not much Classier than a Green Lantern Tie Bar. Right Hal? Especially on a Green TIE! Now that’s HIP! Made out of a 2″ Long Black Metal Tie Clip…
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Wonder Woman Earrings
“On Paradise Island there are only Women. Because of this Pure Environment, we only Wear Stainless Steel Earrings with the Wonder Woman Logo on them!” Right? See what I did there? Now you REALLY Want them! :)
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Illuminati Cufflinks
The Illuminati is a name given to Several Groups, both Real and Fictitious. Historically, the Name refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-Era Secret Society Founded in 1776. The Goals were to Oppose Superstition, Obscurantism, Religious Influence over Public…
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