Funny I Love You so Much I Poop Hearts Necklace Pendant
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Walking Zombies Necklace
When you wear this Necklace, you’ll need a limp, a lunge, and a couple of crooked hands… Just saying! After all, it is the Walking Zombie Area!
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Earth Worm Of Death Bracelet
HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!
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Skull Rose Brooch
Such a Beautiful Brooch! Brings Tears to my Eyes. A Plastic Black Rose with a Plastic Green Skull… So Dreamy! Tell your Dear that you really LOVE her, and stick this Creepy Pin on her Coat! Ah, true ROMANCE!
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Personalized Stump Ring
Remember when you Carved your Initials into a Tree? Well bring back those Loving Feelings with this Interesting STUMP Ring! A Stump that YOU Personalize with your very own Initials! How Romantic!
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Severed Arms Necklace
Where is Liam Neeson when you need him? For he certainly could have helped in this TAKEN situation… It’s a Crazy-Ass, Bloody, Severed Arms Pendant featuring Two Arms, with Hands Bound, Severed at the Elbows… Talk about a Fright!…
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Wonder Woman Earrings
“On Paradise Island there are only Women. Because of this Pure Environment, we only Wear Stainless Steel Earrings with the Wonder Woman Logo on them!” Right? See what I did there? Now you REALLY Want them! :)