I'm Alive! Brooch Pin
This Brooch just makes me Laugh. Look at how shocked she is. HA! What the Hell did I Drink? Bah! Waking up in a Casket with your Hair all Done up and your Sunday Dress on.. hahahaha! SURPRISE! All the People at the Funeral would JUMP! And so this Brooch deserves a Hat, Coat, or Sweater like yours... Other things that make People JUMP! Made out of Wood and a Pin, next time, you should Check the Pulse a little bit Better. Eh?
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Skewer Earrings
You know what I Love about Barbecue? Skewers! Stabbing those Delicious Pieces of Meat, Onion, and Peppers with a Wooden Stick and then Barbecuing them until they’re Steaming Hot and Scorched… YUM! I may just have to Rip them…
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Cut Out Pattern Tie Bars
This is an Awesome GIFT Set! It’s Cheap and Kick Ass Cool. They’re Tie Bars with a Cut Out Pattern that’s unlike any Tie Bars I’ve seen before. Decorative, Durable, and Sleek, this Set of Tie Bars (5 Pieces…
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Psycho Chef Knife Necklace
This Necklace is certainly made with Gordon Ramsay in mind. It’s a Psycho Chef Knife Necklace that is ready to CHOP CHOP CHOP! It’s Cool, Scary, and whatever you do DON’T ROLL OVER IN YOUR SLEEP!
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Kisai RPM Gold Watch
This Watch is a JOY to look at! It’s a Kisai RMP Gold Watch that is Visually Stunning! So Smooth! So LED! So COOL! It’s Revolutionary Timing that really catches your EYE! This is a Limited Edition Watch that…
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Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…
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Black Leather Fang Bracelet Cuff
SICKKKKKKKK! It’s one of the CREEPIEST Bracelets you’ll see yet… It’s the Stuff Nightmares are made of. A Leather Cuff Bracelet, made out of Leather, equipped with FANGS!!!!!!!!! Wow! Wrinkled and Crinkled, 1.5 inches wide, 6.8 inches long. With…












