I’m Alive Brooch
LMAO! I Feel like this every Morning… “I’M ALIVE!” But it can be a Real Nightmare. All the time you hear about People getting Buried Alive… Like that TV Show… No, I’m not Talking about “Hoarders – Buried Alive”, I’m talking about “LOST” with Nikki and Paulo! SILLY!
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I'm Alive! Brooch Pin
This Brooch just makes me Laugh. Look at how shocked she is. HA! What the Hell did I Drink? Bah! Waking up in a Casket with your Hair all Done up and your Sunday Dress on.. hahahaha! SURPRISE! All the People at the Funeral would JUMP! And so this Brooch deserves a Hat, Coat, or Sweater like yours... Other things that make People JUMP! Made out of Wood and a Pin, next time, you should Check the Pulse a little bit Better. Eh?
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Cut Out Pattern Tie Bars
This is an Awesome GIFT Set! It’s Cheap and Kick Ass Cool. They’re Tie Bars with a Cut Out Pattern that’s unlike any Tie Bars I’ve seen before. Decorative, Durable, and Sleek, this Set of Tie Bars (5 Pieces…
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Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow…
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Creepy Finger Earrings
Care for some Hors D’Oeuvres? Finger Food? They’ll go great with these Darling Dangling Earrings… You can almost hear the Stomachs Turn! :) Awesome Detail… LOOK AT THOSE NAILS! Cool Stuff!
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Invisible Man Brooch
The Invisible Man was a Science Fiction Novella by H. G. Wells Published in 1897. It’s about a Scientist who Invents a way to Change the Body’s Refractive Index to that of Air so that it Absorbs and Reflects…
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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