I'm Alive! Brooch Pin
This Brooch just makes me Laugh. Look at how shocked she is. HA! What the Hell did I Drink? Bah! Waking up in a Casket with your Hair all Done up and your Sunday Dress on.. hahahaha! SURPRISE! All the People at the Funeral would JUMP! And so this Brooch deserves a Hat, Coat, or Sweater like yours... Other things that make People JUMP! Made out of Wood and a Pin, next time, you should Check the Pulse a little bit Better. Eh?
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Titanium Escape Ring
What a Great Idea! An Escape Ring! It looks like a normal Plain Wedding Band, but Hidden inside is a Stainless Steel Saw Blade and a Handcuff Shim Pick Combination Tool! Plus, it’s right where you NEED it… Your…
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Coffin Jewelry Box
I LOVE this box! Black with a Red Interior. The Plush, Satin Lining has a Small Pillow that is perfect to hold a Ring… Very Romantic! There is no better way to express your Darkest Desires than sealed in…
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Couch Potato Watch
A Couch Potato is a Lazy Person who does nothing but Sit on the Couch and Watch Television… A.K.A. Sofa Spud! HA! And not just ANY Television… an Excess Amount of Television! The Simpsons, Law And Order, Welcome Back,…
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I Don’t Care Dog Belly Ring
LOL! Some days we all feel like this… “I DON’T CARE!” And this Cheeky Smiling Dog of Glee… (Just like Happy Bunny) sums it all up. Sarcastic, Sour, Not a Worry in the World… Makes for one FUN and…
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Cemetery Ring
Creepy Tombstones adorn this Halloween Ring… Heck, this Ring you could wear ANYTIME! Right? With a Spooky Tree, a Full Moon, and Flying Bats, this Ring is IDEAL for the Horror Fan. Handmade, Etched with Black Enamel, this .925…
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Military Stealth Fighter Watch
This Cool Watch has an Airplane Shaped Dial with Colorful Light Display Functions for the Date and Week. Also has an Alarm Function and comes in 5 different Colors: Hunter Camo, AM Camo, Blue, White, and Black.












