"My Intestines Are All Bottled Up!"
Congrats to the Etsy Artist who Created this Nightmare! Lovingly made with Polymer Clay, a Jar, a Chain, Some Paint and Epoxy, this Jar would look Fabulous on your Neck! (Just hope the Jar doesn't break!) If you want to Avoid Social Interactions, or you want to Shake it up and see what Floats... This is the Pendant for you! Do note, in all sadness, that these Organs are NOT Real... :( But they sure do look Real! And that's all that Matters. Right Grandma? :)
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Human Teeth Elastic Bracelet
The Etsy Artist Deserves a Little Plaque for this. Brace yourself, it’s a Crazy Stretch Elastic Bracelet that looks like Real Human Teeth! Put this on your Arm and get your Filling of Comments… Not to Mention a Visit…
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Itchy and Scratchy Earrings
I LOVE Itchy & Scratchy, which is a Running Gag and Animated Cartoon Series Featured in the The Simpsons. They are often paired with The Krusty the Clown Show, and watched Regularly by Bart and Lisa Simpson. FUNNY STUFF!…
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Creepy Doll Head Necklace
Hang on, I’m having Nightmares… But this isn’t a Dream! It’s Real! One look at this Vintage Creepy Crying Doll Head Necklace and you’ll soon understand… The Nightmares are Started, and they’re around your NECK!
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Chainsaw Cufflinks
“Vroom Vroom”, that’s the Sound of a Chainsaw as it Jumps to Life! You can’t think of Chainsaws without thinking of that Crazy, Shrilling, Industrial Meat Slicer Sound! And with these Kick Ass Cufflinks, everyone will know 3 things:…
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Equation Watch
Looking at this Watch makes my Brain Hurt! Really! It’s a Watch with nothing but Equations for Numbers and Hours! GREAT! What Time is it? Time to get out my Calculator… For Sure!












