Friday the 13th Jason Ear Plugs
Made of 316L Stainless Steel, these Ear Plugs are made to LAST... (at least 12 shows or more). Make your Ears stand out with Jason Secured in Resin for all to see. You may not be going to Camp Crystal Lake, but at least these Cool Ear Plugs will Preserve their Life... If only you stay out of the Water! Muah ahha ahah ahaaha!
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Zombie Earrings
Look into my Eyes… All you’ll see is your impending DOOOOOOOM! Or… You’ll see my Cute little Guitar Pick Earrings with Creepy Zombies on them. Dangling with Red and Black Beads… Just like those Beady EYES! Ahhhhh!
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Happy Bunny Belly Rings
Happy Bunny is always the Perfect Rabbit for Wisdom. With Sayings like: “Hi, Loser!” “You’re Ugly and that’s Sad!” “You Smell like Butt!” “Hi Dorkwad!” “You Go Girl, and Don’t Come Back!” “Let’s Focus on Me!” “It Worries me…
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Cash Only Belly Ring
LMAO! Cash Only! HA! Don’t we all know people like this? Whether you’re Working the Streets, Hustling, Winning the Lotto, or Getting a Job Under the Table, it’s all the SAME… CASH ONLY DUDE! :) Green Backs RULE! If…
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Donald Tramp Ring
“I don’t wear a Rug, it’s mine!” Love him or hate him, he’s Trump and he makes one Hilarious Big Head Ring. It’s a “Donald Tramp” Ring that Features Trump in all his Glory; Narrow Eyes, Comb-Over, Puckered Lips……
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Cowboy Ring
LOL! NOW Everyday can be a Rodeo with this Hilarious and Clever Cowboy Ring! This ain’t no normal Ring, this Cowboy holds onto your Finger with his Legs like he’s holding on for Dear Life! HA! Looking like he’s…
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Tree Of Death Pendant
Believe it or not, but there really is a “Tree of Death” on the Caribbean Island of Tobago. A Tree so Toxic, that you can’t even stand under it when it Rains. Just Touching the Bark can leave you…












