Kong Earrings!
"It was Beauty Killed the Beast!" And these Earrings Kill me! Funny Dangly Earrings featuring something that looks like King Kong/Sasquatch/Harry and the Hendersons, giving the WTF signal on top of a Biplane is just GREAT FUN! Just don't fall with them on... if you know what I mean!
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Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…
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Vintage Pocket Watch
I am a Sucker for Pocket Watches! I Just LOVE them! And this Pocket Watch is Ultra-Cool! The Dark Black Casing with the Big Yellow Numbers is Visually Stunning. Flip the Lid to Read the Time! Cool Cool Stuff!
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Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Featuring 1 Bronze Pendant, and 1 Matching 24″ Chain of Insane Coolness! This Pendant is Enchanting! Lenore is one of Edgar’s Greatest Poems, and this Fantastic Artwork is Sealed under a Smooth Glass Cover for all to Perceive. I…
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Olaf Frozen Disney Watch
Walt Disney’s Movie: Frozen, is a Kid’s Favorite… Not to mention the Millions of Adults who love Olaf and all the Snow Filled Antics. So for all you Frozen Fans, you need a Frozen Wrist Watch. Like this Adorable…
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….
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Hot Hamburger Ear Plug
“What did the Hamburger say to the other Hamburger in the Bathroom?” “I Musturd!” “What did the Hamburger say to the Pickle?” “You’re Dill-icious!” “Did you hear about the Hamburger who couldn’t stop making Jokes?” “He was on a…












