King Kong Gorilla Ring
King Kong was made in 1933… Crazy old, but still a classic; A Film Crew goes to a Tropical Island for an Exotic Location Shoot and Discovers a Colossal Giant Gorilla who takes a Shine to their Female Blonde Star. He’s then Captured and brought back to New York City for Public Exhibition… And yes, he looks just like this Ring. Cool, Creepy, and the King of all Gorillas. Buy King Kong TODAY!
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Realistic King Kong Gorilla Ring
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Carlos Severed Finger Necklace
What the Flying F… It’s a Crazy Pendant that’s Frightening, and hey, Finger Food! A Pendant called “Dont F@%# With Carlos”, and trust me, I WON’T! A Great, Creepy, Realistic Dental Acrylic Finger, Chopped off, Severed, Bloody, and that…
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Sparkplug Earrings
These are Awesome! Sparkplug Earrings (or that’s a Sparking Plug in Britain)! COOL! A Spark Plug is a Device for Delivering Electric Current from an Ignition System to the Combustion Chamber of a Spark-Ignition Engine to Ignite the Compressed…
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Halloween Fake Ear Plugs
Stores are putting Halloween goods out, candy, costumes, decorations… So why not decorate yourself? Get yourself some Halloween Ear Plugs… Er, excuse me, FAKE Ear Plugs that are Orange and Black and look just like Octopus Tentacles… Creepy, Crazy,…
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Hot Chick Belly Button Ring
Now that’s a Hot Chick! Girls don’t like to be called “Chick”, but really, it’s a Term of Endearment. A Compliment. And like this little Chickadee on this Belly Button Ring… IT’S ON FIRE! Cute Yellow Chick with Orange…
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Bird Poop Pendant
Well if this isn’t the MOST Interesting piece of Jewelry… BIRD POOP! Green Curly Poop that sits on a Pendant and hangs on your Neck. How Lovely! It doesn’t get any Better than that! Unless it was Scented…
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