"That's What You Really Said? Where's The Bathroom?"
LOL We all know that ONE Star Trek Fanatic who lives and breathes everything Star Trekkie. Well, this Decoder Ring is right up their alley. This Ring has the Klingon Alphabet on top, and the English Letters to Translate below it. Now it all makes Sense... :) Decode Today! Live Long and Prosper Tomorrow!
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Optical Illusion Ring
This Ring is Bizarre and COOL! It’s an Optical Illusion Ring that Grows and Shrinks as you Spin it! The Spirals are made to give the Magic Illusion that Trick the Brain into seeing things that aren’t Real… AWESOME!
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Sea Otter with Pizza Necklace
“Where do Otters keep their Money?” “In the River Bank!” HA! Otters are so Cute and Adorable… Those Paws, those Eyes, that Nose… Just like this Pizza Eating Fool here. A Beautifully Handmade Otter holding a Golden Triangle of…
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Karen – Morse Code Bracelet
LMAO! If you don’t know by now, KAREN is the name of an internet meme, generally stereotyped as a women having short hair, or a bob haircut, asking to speak to retail or restaurant manager. In other words: BITCHING!…
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Chubby Tiny Pug Necklace
LMAO! AWWWWWWWWWW! It’s the Cutest Doggie Charm EVER! A Pug Pendant, a Chubby Pug (aren’t they all?) dangling from a Link Chain that’s so Lovable, so Squeezable, you’ll Absolutely Bark about it. Handmade, Created from Polymer Clay, this Tiny…
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…