"I'm Melting! Melting! Oh, What a World! What a World!"
This is a Work of Art that Tells Time! Fancy that! This Optical Illusion is actually a very Well Made Piece of Machinery. Not only is it a Precision Timepiece, but it comes with it's own Unique Watch Case. Cool! And Remember... Time is NOT Rigid. Time is Fluid. So don't let this Slip through your Fingers...
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Arachnid Watch
This Watch makes me Itch just looking at it. I can Feel Bugs on me… It’s the Heebie Jeebies! YIKES! This Watch knows the Exact TIME… TIME to Stomp and Squish all those Spiders with your Bare Feet, right?…
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Wine Cork Cufflinks
A Guy in the Locker Room saw another Guy with a Cork up his Ass. “Why do you have a Cork up your Ass?” He asked. “Well,” I said, “One day I was Walking on the Beach and I…
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Skull Heart Rose 3 Ring Set
Crazy 3 Piece Ring… Wear them Stacked together, or Separate them on different Fingers, it’s Cool. And a little Punk. Featuring a Skull Ring, A Red Crystal Heart Ring, and a Rose Gold Plated Flower Ring. All three make…
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Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have…
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Mickey Mouse Pendant
Everyone LOVES Mickey Mouse! He’s probably the BEST known Cartoon in the World! And what’s BETTER than a Mouse? A BLINGING Swarovski Crystal Mouse! Full of Black, White and Red Crystals, this Mouse Sparkles full of Life!
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Backward Goofy Watch
This Lorus Watch by Seiko is a Disney Collectors Watch! Silver Tone, Battery Operated, and Certainly GOOFY… The Numbers are Backwards on the Watch… The Watch tells Time Backwards, AND the Second Hand even runs in Reverse! Cool!












