Michael Myers Wood Ear Plugs
OMGGGGGG! I think I’m gonna Drill Holes in my Ears just so I can Stick Michael Myers through… These Plugs are so Bad Ass and Awesome! WOW! Handmade Ear Plugs, made out of Canarywood, finished by hand, bathed in Jojoba Oil and Polished with local Organic Bees Wax… in other words: KILLER GOOD! Halloween is coming… Better don the Mask and grab the Machete, for these Suckers are gonna go FAST!
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Michael Myers Halloween Wood Ear Gauge Plugs
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Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…
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Captain Blakely Cannon Ring
What an Awesome Kick Ass piece of Jewelry! This Ring is Incredible. It’s a Captain Blakely Cannon Ring that’s Tri-Tone and made out of English Pewter! It’s COOL! This British Secret Service Agent’s Personal Defense System ROCKS! :)
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Shark Jaws Bracelet
Talk about JAWS of Steel… This Bracelet is COOL! Actually made out of 18k White Gold, it’s studded with Diamonds and BLINGING like Crazy! Cool Shark Jaw with tons and tons of TEETH! CHOMP!
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Mood Changing Color Bracelet
Purple? Happy. Red? Frightened. Blue? Relaxed… It’s a Mood Changing Bracelet that Reflects the Mood you’re in with Color Changing Beads. Fun Beads that Change depending on the Body Temperature of your Skin. Slap it on your Arm and…
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Clown Pumpkin Horror Brooch
If you see a Clown this Halloween… RUN! For Clowns are Scary… Especially this Sicko Clown Face. For it’s a Clown Pumpkin that’s Absolutely Terrifying. Creepy Clown Jack-O-Lantern, with Pitch Black Eyes and Razor Sharp Teeth. Stick this Crazy…
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Crown Zircon Crystal Earrings
Live like a Queen, or King, with these Stylish and Very Cool Crown Earrings! Stud Earrings, featuring Zircon Gemstones set in an Exquisite Gold Crown (Silver Available, too) that looks just like the apex on a Royal Dignitary. Beautifully…
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